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      12-20-2012, 09:38 AM   #1
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Timeline - Tomorrow?

So with the end of the world imminent,I wondered if any forum members had some insight/inside info on how things will play out?

Is the world going to implode,explode,be attacked by a superior force,or be subject to something that no one has any knowledge of?
I can't find any definitive answers despite reading many well written and intelligent posts from the Mayan brethren.

The other frustrations for me personally is not knowing whether death will be instantaneous,or fairly quick,or perhaps it will be like no other death I've experienced before .
I also don't know what time it will start,is it like a Parcelmonkey collection,where the time is anywhere between 07.30am - 17.30pm?
I do hope not because that's a bit inconvenient!

I'm trying to plan my last day,and without some sort of times,it's difficult to make any at all!

Will I get time for some morning delight?

How about coffee,how many mugs will I manage?
I'm short at the moment,should I buy more?

Weetabix,will I get time for just the two?
Do I eat it cold?
Or can I risk the 1min 30 secs it takes to warm the milk in the m/wave?
Will I manage four Weetabix including the warmed milk?

Croissants,I fucking love croissants,especially the ones with choc chips in,so do I buy any?
If so,how many?

So many questions,it's a fecking outrage that some sort of timings haven't been published,I mean they could do a special web page for this type of shit!

If anyone could help I'd really appreciate it,you could ignore the above questions if you wish,but can you answer just this one:

Will M&S be reducing any of their finest range of foods before closing time tonight?

Many thanks,oh by the way,if you're going to answer,a swift response would be appreciated,for obvious reasons
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      12-20-2012, 09:40 AM   #2
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Aliens arrive out of a mountain - then blast off home and destroy the earth on their way out. Sounds legit...
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      12-20-2012, 09:46 AM   #3
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I was just about to do a thread, IAN you beat me to it you BASTID!!!! LOLOLOLO

Anyhow, I watched a programe on this.


Tomorrow we line up with the sun and some MASSIVE VAGINA... Yes a massive VAGINA, (thats what it was called) which apparently will suck the sucks rays right over Earth extinguishing it as we know it....
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      12-20-2012, 10:14 AM   #4
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A massive vagina? That sounds rough. Death by massive vagina.

I agree with Hotcoupe, the lack of information is shocking. Someone really should get a bollocking. But they probably wouldn't care. What with the massive vagina thing and all.
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      12-20-2012, 10:18 AM   #5
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Massive Vagina eh? Reminds me of the futurama episode.

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Hummm I wouldn't mind death by massive vagina
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Hummm I wouldn't mind death by massive vagina
I'd rather have a nice snug one. Otherwise you wouldn't feel anything (or I wouldn't anyway )

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im having my hair cut at 11am, early doors so I can be done before everything comes to an end, wanna look my bestist.
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If it comes, it comes. But I just hope my car would be ok
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LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

there is a program on this on Discovery tonight at 10pm the MRS is adamant we have to watch it.

Whats the F****** point? I mean look if you get stung by a jellyfish you can say " oh I saw this on discovery" you can whip it out and be guilt free about p****** all over someone.

But come midnight and this giant sex organ appears... WTF are you supposed to say then?
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I may have some photos of big ancient vaginas if anyone is interested?
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Just watch my vid, it's only a couple of minutes and explains all
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If it comes, it comes. But I just hope my car would be ok
If a vagina that big comes I doubt your car will be OK. In fact your car will be the least of your worries.

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Just watch my vid, it's only a couple of minutes and explains all
That's got to be a Pixar animation. I'd recognise their work anywhere.

And while we're on the subject it appears the BBC are fully prepared.
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surely theres enough cocks out there to take on this massive vagina?

Im not worried
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I'm going to tie a plank across my arse so I don't get sucked into the giant vurgina.
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well I bet the Aussies will be pissed off as they already celebrated the end of the world not happening
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Well we're still here.

Shit! Or are we? Are we in fact inside the giant vagina right now? Is Keanu Reeves going to turn up any time soon with some pills and a way out of the vagina?
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Well we're still here.

Shit! Or are we? Are we in fact inside the giant vagina right now? Is Keanu Reeves going to turn up any time soon with some pills and a way out of the vagina?
We are,but according to the BBC news this morning,the worlds due to end at 11.00am BST

I haven't checked all the differing time zones around the world,but despite the fact that Oz is ahead of us timewise,the end of the world is still due to hit Canberra @22.11pm this evening.

I've managed to do 3 cups of coffee so far,morning delight's been postponed (headache-what else!),and the Weetabix is booked in for 10.30am,which gives me time to warm the milk and probably get 4 in.

There's been a run on croissants round at the local bakers,f*ckers!

Worse of all,M&S never reduced cock all last night,they've got not a clue!
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Well I'm off to Nero in a bit if anyone wants to join me. I might have two muffins. I know I should be spending my final moments with my family but I always go for a coffee around this time. I'm a creature of habit.
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Actually it was on or around the date of the 21st.. So if not today, we could end tomorrow or Sunday.
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