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      08-11-2015, 01:34 AM   #1
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can not stop driving like dbag.

I have had this car about 3 weeks and have put on about 2000 miles and have averaged 30MPG. Problem is the torque is addictive. Today another car decided to try to late brake me on the outside coming to a corner and pass me, in typical ex race car driver fashion they went high and gunned it, I went low pushed forward to grab two gears lower throttled up and completed the pass shortly after apex. This car is hilarious, can not wait for exhaust and ECU.
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      08-11-2015, 05:49 AM   #2
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Dbags of the world unite!
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      08-11-2015, 09:38 AM   #3
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Hey, most people already hate us for driving BMWs...why not confirm their worst suspicion .
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      08-11-2015, 10:19 AM   #4
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it would have been so much better with exhaust mods so I could roll coal on him. LOL
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      08-11-2015, 11:00 AM   #5
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Do the exhaust and tune. It's not a subtle change and money well spent. The car becomes a beast!
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      08-11-2015, 03:03 PM   #6
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downpipe ordered today, looking into the lenny tune.
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it would have been so much better with exhaust mods so I could roll coal on him. LOL
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sheez, I sucked your cock one time and you have you have to start calling me out on the forum. You said I special, and it was just between us. I knew I could not trust you.
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sheez, I sucked your cock one time and you have you have to start calling me out on the forum. You said I special, and it was just between us. I knew I could not trust you.
Rofl.


Build bridges your whole life, you're a bridgebuilder.

Suck one cock, and you're a cocksucker.

I don't get the lunacy that is "rolling coal". I mean i'd think stuff like that was cool if i was still a high schooler but some people move past that, ya know.
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Hilarious! Crack me up!
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Rolling coal ruined diesel ownership for everyone in CA (and other diesel smog testing states) who owns a diesel newer than 1997. Thanks to those geniuses "rolling coal" on all the prius driving environazis a niche was lost forever.
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Rolling coal ruined diesel ownership for everyone in CA (and other diesel smog testing states) who owns a diesel newer than 1997. Thanks to those geniuses "rolling coal" on all the prius driving environazis a niche was lost forever.
Couldn't agree more with this^^^^
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Personally, I'd rather not be putting out the soot. My state doesn't inspect diesels for emissions but if enough rednecks keep doing that with their trucks, it will spoil the party for the rest of us. My smoking has subsided except for when I really floor it. That said, it is a total waste of effort to clean the brand new 4" exhaust tips. They go black in about 15 minutes of driving.
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downpipe ordered today, looking into the lenny tune.
Get a real tune.
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downpipe ordered today, looking into the lenny tune.
Get a real tune.
JR's is the only tune you want. All others can't compare.

Edit. Oh and no codes.
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JR's is the only tune you want. All others can't compare.
It might even help you grow some testicle hair.
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Get a real tune.
Second that.
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Get a real tune.
Been in the BMW game since 1990, had a lot of cool cars. this is my first diesel, so help me out guys. Is JR jarek? I assumed since Lenny was with Renntech and it is the same ECU he was reliable. But there may be a reason he is not with Renntech.

Since my car has 100k I assume the intake needs to be removed, I am still getting great fuel economy (avg 30MPG driving like a tool) I have the downpipe coming, going to order the EGR bypass. so I guess the week I would be down for the ECU is not terrible.

What am I missing?
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Get a real tune.
Been in the BMW game since 1990, had a lot of cool cars. this is my first diesel, so help me out guys. Is JR jarek? I assumed since Lenny was with Renntech and it is the same ECU he was reliable. But there may be a reason he is not with Renntech.

Since my car has 100k I assume the intake needs to be removed, I am still getting great fuel economy (avg 30MPG driving like a tool) I have the downpipe coming, going to order the EGR bypass. so I guess the week I would be down for the ECU is not terrible.

What am I missing?
Jarek is your man for the tune. Lots swear by his work.
Accept no substitute
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+1 on Jarek. He IS the man.

Yes, I am guilty of rolling coal from my truck's exhaust into a Prius with the window open. Ohhh what a feeling! Haha They can have my d and my truck when they pry them from my cold dead fingers. Dbags unite!
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Rolling coal ruined diesel ownership for everyone in CA (and other diesel smog testing states) who owns a diesel newer than 1997. Thanks to those geniuses "rolling coal" on all the prius driving environazis a niche was lost forever.
Amen brother
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I really just want one straight pipe out the drivers side with an electric cut out so I can roll coal on hybrids blocking the left lane when I pass them. The worst are the Teslas because when you go to pass them they squeeze the throttle and you have no chance of passing them. Their 60-90 is a blink.
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