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      01-16-2013, 04:43 AM   #1
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Breaking news...

Tesco burger walks into a bar
Burger: Pint please
Barman: I can't hear you
Burger: Sorry, I'm a little horse

I just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers. And they're off.

Just placed a cheeky bet on Tesco's Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham.

News just in: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers.

And those Aldi horse burgers were nice but I prefer My Lidl Pony.

Boom, boom. I'm here all week...
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      01-16-2013, 08:15 AM   #2
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Ive just eaten 2 of these burgers..... And now Ive got the trots!!!
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      01-16-2013, 08:32 AM   #3
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They are quite filling - they make a great mane meal.
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      01-16-2013, 08:37 AM   #4
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Oh, and for anyone who has been put off of eating Tesco burgers instead you should try their meatballs - they are the dogs bollocks.
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      01-16-2013, 08:49 AM   #5
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Those burgers are great they'll help you maintain a stable diet.
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Anyone done a comparison between the 'Shergar' from Tesco,and the 'Nijinsky' from Lidl?

I see both 'Imodium' and 'Senokot' are both running in the Relief stakes at the wk/end.
Conditions are forecast to be firm - soft - gooey!
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Low in fat, but high in Shergar.
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Apparently it hasn't been going on furlong.
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I canter believe it and I think its going to stirrup a lot of trouble. Fetlocks sake.

Checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge...

...and they're off.
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You'd have thought the whole thing would have been picked up by hoof and safety...
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Horse meat found in Tesco burgers...
Camel Toe found in Primark leggings...

What next?
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I'm amazed there's 29% of any type of meat in Tesco Value burgers!!
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I had a burger and chips for my tea.

When asked what I wanted on my burger, I said a fiver each way.
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