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      07-25-2007, 12:17 PM   #1
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horniest thing youve done

well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet


i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

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are you looking forward to this one then chap?
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your mom

i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!!
hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars?

this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!!
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i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!!
hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars?

this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!!
sorry chap its not just a car forum, its the 'UK' forum on e90post

and im tellin ya chap ANYTHING GOES

no holds barred

yeah i have mashed the odd bird up the harris, but it wasnt all that to be honest so forgot all about it


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      07-25-2007, 12:27 PM   #6
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Carlos, you were making 'progress' with your highly amusing contribution on the Northern Meet thread........... you've just blown your credibility sky high AGAIN
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Carlos im making 'progress' with your highly horny and inflateable some what amusing blow up doll on the Northern 'ive got some Meat thread'........... SHIT ive just blown............AGAIN

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I think we need a UK moderator for the UK forum.

peterg1965, I would like to nominate you
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peterg1965, I would like to nominate you
lost your sex drive bud

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well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet


i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

Carlos


Carl, why do you need us to tell you these things? Is it to feed your wild sexual fantasies? To give you ideas to try out? Do you feel you are missing out on something? Does your right hand get sore regularly? Have you ever taken it up the 'harris' yourself? Would you like to? Do you need to make an appointment with a qualified person to 'talk through your issues'?!
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RockIt, simple answer... ATTENTION SEEKER
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The horniest thing ever is watching a porn gif load line by line from a BBS through a 2400baud modem.
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well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet


i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

Carlos
i thought my car was too sexy so i shoved my hot dog up the exhaust.
it got stuck there for like 6 hours. thanks to olive oil, im out now.















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      07-25-2007, 02:50 PM   #15
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Guys

(mainly) Carl. I joined this forum to talk e92, and so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this.

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lol UK sex forum, we should sticky this .. now we've learned that we shouldn't shove our hot dog into the exhaust and yet even if you did olive oil will do the job !!
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> so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this.

Sex is never a stupid or inappropriate subject. In the grand scheme of things it comes after food and before cars.

Talking about cars in a sex or food forum would be highly inappropriate though.
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Carl

You portray characteristics of a schoolboy, someone who clearly isn't 'getting it'.

Maybe you should try getting out a bit instead of sitting on your computer all the time - then maybe instead of fantasies you might actually get to experience life.

Maybe.
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The horniest thing ever is watching a porn gif load line by line from a BBS through a 2400baud modem.
Yes, this IS the funniest answer to this funny thread

Now UK, get over the Victorian era
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Yes, this IS the funniest answer to this funny thread

Now UK, get over the Victorian era
It appears that you still haven't received the "irony" we exported to you during that period either

Should we send more ?

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