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      01-22-2013, 04:38 PM   #1
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The Rules

Gents follow these for a happy life:-


1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification

3. No MALE can possibly know all the Rules

4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something, the MALE did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologise IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE.

10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The MALE is expected to be a mind reader at all times.

13. The MALE who doesn't abide by the RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

14. Any attempt to document the RULES could result in bodily harm.

15. If the FEMALE has PMS, all the RULES are null and void.

16. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

17. The MALE must be ready at all times.

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Sounds like marriage, anything for an easy life and less hassle when buying mods
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Sounds like marriage, anything for an easy life and less hassle when buying mods
Absolutely mate, I have asked the modfather himself {Nick NJ1161} how he gets away with it but he said he keeps things on the QT and hope she doesn't notice.

How he gets away with it is pure class IMHO!!
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      01-23-2013, 05:09 AM   #4
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Assume this should be in off topic really..
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Assume this should be in off topic really..
Apologies, I have mailed a moderator and requested the post be moved.
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I have a small amend to the rules.

Gents follow these for a happy life:-

1. Stay single. Have fun!!
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I have a small amend to the rules.

Gents follow these for a happy life:-

1. Stay single with imaginary GF's . Have a wank every night which is very fun!!
corrected

it's a joke but however that is life =[
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