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      03-17-2011, 10:09 PM   #1
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text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

ME: hey *****, what are you doing?
HER:hey!!!!, long time no talk. what have you been up to?
ME: nothing, same ol shit, just here at home thinking about you
HER:wtf, its been like 3 months since i spoke to you
ME: i know its because i wanted to ask you something.
ME: when you going to let me tap dat?
HER:WHAT? what's wrong with you? are you ok?
ME: yea im ok, so when is this going down
HER:I'm with my boyfriend retardo.
ME: tell dat ***** to go home and ill swing by...
ME: so is it going down? or your not going to be my friend no more
HER:dont you have a girlfriend?
ME: yes i do, and your point is?????????
HER:Then go tap her
ME: Already did, but i want to tap you NOW
HER:You are something, Where are you?
ME: waiting for you.....
ME: Helloooo
ME: ok, fine.... i see how it is, be that way.

15minutes later

HER:Sorry, you can come over now.
ME: NVM, your mean
ME: wtf, you serious????
HER:well, you can come over. i dont know about the sex part.
ME: wheres ****?
HER:I told him to go home
ME: wtf, lol. what did you tell him
HER:I just made up some shit up
ME: ohh snap, but im not going if i cant tap that
HER:Are you coming or what, im tired
ME: damn *******, all this time that i have known you and you never let me tap that, why now?
HER:shut up, you never asked
ME: well im tired, going to sleep..
ME: ill talk to you later, lol.
HER:what?
HER:hello.
HER:hello!!!!!
HER:FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!
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      03-17-2011, 10:10 PM   #2
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      03-17-2011, 10:13 PM   #3
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screenshots from your phone of the texts or you're fraudin'
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      03-17-2011, 10:13 PM   #4
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      03-17-2011, 10:14 PM   #5
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pics of phone and pics of girl or you rim fat girls
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      03-17-2011, 10:19 PM   #6
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      03-17-2011, 10:23 PM   #7
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This one didnt go over so well.... Screen shots dont really work so well though, as they dont show enough of the convo and i dont really feel like taking a million screen shots.

Pics of the girls:

1st:

2nd:

^ The one whos boob i am grasping.

Yes that is the fatty from the fatty thread next to her. That is her hot friend that i want to bone again.
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      03-17-2011, 10:25 PM   #8
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OK. Win.


Except the girls nasty. But otherwise win.
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      03-17-2011, 10:26 PM   #9
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OK. Win.


Except the girls nasty. But otherwise win.
first ones a little trashy

2nd girl is quite attractive imo
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also c'mon lets go someone else do this, fail or not who gives a fuck? Ill do another if it'll encourage you guys to do some.

this ones goin to be good:
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Lol

thats all you guys get to see till you start doin some
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I'll give you $5 to text it to fatty. She'd starting clapping her thighs together out of pure joy.
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No, you could offer me 50k and id still say no
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this thread is win
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Good work dude, you ended it perfectly!
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hahaha she told her BF to go home
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      03-17-2011, 11:43 PM   #17
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You're doing it wrong, you have to texts girl you have never fucked nor came close.
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Ill do some more tomorrow , but only if some of you fucks play along. GO on mr. OT show me how its done :P
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youre suppose to provide sensored nude pics(pm non-sensored) with a spoon and said chick, your mission is still incomplete.
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youre suppose to provide sensored nude pics(pm non-sensored) with a spoon and said chick, your mission is still incomplete.
how do you attach sensors to a picture????
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