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      03-07-2013, 02:14 PM   #1
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Interesting/Funny things about your workplace

The purpose of this thread is to post interesting or funny stuff about your workplace, so other people that are having a terrible day at work can stop by and enjoy the posts.

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Last week, my colleague took a dump in the employee restroom (The restrooms at my workplace are very similar to home restrooms, so only one person can use it at a time). This person completely destroyed the restroom (dump on top of the toilet seat) and did not clean up after themselves. Someone tried to use the restroom right after this person and reported the destruction to the HR. This was the third time the bathroom was left in this condition and after confronting the person, it has been that same person all of the times. And everytime, there was dump on TOP of TOILET SEAT! The CEO sent a strongly worded email to that individual and CC'd that email to everyone in the office. Now everyone knows who this person is.

Why would you ruin your career like that? At the position the person is, doing something idiotic like that is just, idiotic.

Edit: People, enough discussions about my post. Post something funny about your work place!
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      03-07-2013, 02:31 PM   #2
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The CEO shouldn't have CC'ed everyone. Bad form. Unprofessional.
Should have wrote a generic letter to the company and a private letter to the offender.

But that is NASTY
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Yea, calling them out in front of everyone isn't cool.
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The CEO shouldn't have CC'ed everyone. Bad form. Unprofessional.
Should have wrote a generic letter to the company and a private letter to the offender.

But that is NASTY
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Yea, calling them out in front of everyone isn't cool.
I agree, but the first two times this happened, HR sent out an email to everyone explaining the situation and requesting them to clean up after themselves. For the person to do this the third time probably made the CEO furious. Nevertheless, I agree, not very professional. But, I don't feel bad for the person, considering it's their THIRD offense.
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The CEO shouldn't have CC'ed everyone. Bad form. Unprofessional.
Should have wrote a generic letter to the company and a private letter to the offender.

But that is NASTY
Agreed 100%. Embarassing your employees is not cool. But the individual responsible def. should have been sent his own letter in which it was made clear "this aggression will not stand man". To quote the dude
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Who poops ON the toilet though??? Honestly!
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is said person asian, by chance?
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is said person asian, by chance?
Ha, nope! Middle eastern.
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Why is a CEO in an office building with a bathroom that only accommodates one? Do you work for a Ma' and Pa' bait shop, and Pa' is the CEO?
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is said person asian, by chance?
i see this sign in asian places in montreal china town all the time!
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Why is a CEO in an office building with a bathroom that only accommodates one? Do you work for a Ma' and Pa' bait shop, and Pa' is the CEO?
We have multiple restrooms that accomodate one person at a time, so that people can take showers after a workout during lunch. There are also multiple person restrooms. People use the single one's for taking a dump.
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We have multiple restrooms that accomodate one person at a time, so that people can take showers after a workout during lunch. There are also multiple person restrooms. People use the single one's for taking a dump.
Ahh..I see!
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ahhh.. the infamous stand-on-the-shitter person.. yeah, we have one of them roaming our office building.. still haven't found out who.. one day.. one day
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I work with my brother and girlfriend of 6 years in my office; me and my brother usually just fart the whole day
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Very nasty.... while I agree sending a private email would have been more professional, extreme circumstances do call for extreme actions. That person should probably quit now. What he did affected every single person in the office.
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I work with my brother and girlfriend of 6 years in my office; me and my brother usually just fart the whole day
LOL, Your girl is putting up with that? She is a keeper.
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That person is extremely disgusting and should be fired!!!
Maybe the CEO should bring in some "mafia type knock around guy" (or whatever) to shove that a$$holes face in his own shit like a f*cking dog!!
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LOL, Your girl is putting up with that? She is a keeper.
Kept her for 6 years so far lol
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A going away present for our retiring boss. Over a thousand balloons and three air compressors.

That's awesome. He must have been a good boss.
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