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      04-01-2013, 01:25 PM   #89
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I read the first line, thought BS and then jumped to the last line.
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      04-01-2013, 01:35 PM   #90
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A new buyer has been revealed this morning in a shock press conference. Representing a "national interest", the buyer is apparently very close to a deal to not only own the circuit, the land and the facilities. But also the rights to the Nrburgring name and even the concept.

"The Nurburgring is great national institution," said a representative for the soon-to-be buyers. "It's a facility built by the people, for the people and that's how we want to keep it."

Initial plans are to operate the circuit in Germany while simultaneously building a replica in North Korea.

"The Western Capitalist pig-dogs are ruining a great track," confirmed Onda Wong-Line, spokesperson for the DPRNK Racing Inititiave. "Their evil capitalist ways will spell doom not only for a great symbol of Nationalistic Pride, but also for their entire economy. It is the duty of our Nation and our God Leader Kim Jong Un to save the circuit from the so-called democracy of Germany."

When the new NorthKoreaRing is completed, the original will be destroyed, confirmed Wong-Line, ranting: "Germany's soft-shelled so-called Democrats do not deserve such a powerful symbol of National Pride! If they are willing to sell it for only the price of a single dog-carrying satellite, or a few grams of enriched Uranium then it is our duty to remove it from their greedy grasp!"




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"Communism could be the way forward for this track," confirmed one Professor of Politics from Pyong-Yang, who preferred not to be named as I just made him up. "The Nrburgring was initially concieved and constructed during the rise of a totalitarian dictatorship, and many feel that the pansy-wansy free market has not served the circuit well. A return to dictator-rule and a vast input of public funds will be just what the circuit needs."

After the North Korea Ring is completed, the original Nrburgring will be detonated by a "glorious intercontinental javelin of destruction from our god-leader" confirmed Wong-Line. "Stars wlll fall, the planet will tremble and the guard rail at T13 might just come loose."

The people of North Korea are reportedly very excited to be taking on such an amazing responsibility, with many of them crying tears of joy in the streets while beating themselvers over the heads with sticks. Though as yet it's unclear how many of the impoverished nation actually own a sportscar, or can indeed drive one.

"Racing will not be necessary," added Wong-Line. "As everybody already knows, not only did Kim Jong Un invent racing cars, he also won the VLN championship five times running. In a Lada. And he completed the 24hr race in first position, driving the car alone without pitstops and setting 200 new lap records at the same time. Even Sabine Schmitz hasn't done that yet. Has she?"

"Scary, yes? Bad of me? Yes. But the point remains, any nut-job with the right money could buy the 'Ring right now. And that's just not right, is it?"

- Dale


Source: http://bridgetogantry.com/2/index.ph...lition-planned
http://www.ja-zum-nuerburgring.de/












AND... IF you have gotten this far... I have one thing to say.... APRIL FOOLS!!!!
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      04-01-2013, 01:43 PM   #91
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LOL good one
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Damn you that was good! Before I went to bed I realized it was April 1st so I knew it was April fools day...i still got caught In the April fools joke...Doh!
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Not sure if this has been posted but unfortunately this sounds more official than I had originally assumed!
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=815853
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      04-01-2013, 02:42 PM   #94
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I almost cried and bought a ticket to Germany for just one lap on the Ring before its were to be demolished!
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      04-01-2013, 03:47 PM   #95
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Un will be rocking that shit gangnam style with his boy Rodman!
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      04-01-2013, 04:01 PM   #96
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I stared at my computer and shouted out loud "WHAT?!"

... thanks for that hahaha nice one

I was seriously regretting not doing Euro Delivery for a moment.

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      04-01-2013, 04:19 PM   #97
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Rofl wtf ?
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LOL, had me until the North Korea part...
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      04-01-2013, 07:23 PM   #99
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U got me too! Priceless.
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      04-01-2013, 08:21 PM   #100
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This was hilarious. Well done
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LMFAO. Good write up. You got me. I keep forgetting it's April fools day. such a long day....
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Was a cool story until I read "he would do away with the German Ring" The Germans would have chased him with wet noodles and drowned him in red wine before that ever would happen

Yes you did have me going for a while anyway ...
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When I scrolled down to see the pictures
I thought it was the guy that sings gungam style
I was like f#%£!!!

Did you buyers hear about the UK market only new model?

https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/publicPools...pram-maam.html
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I can't stop laughing LMFAO!
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      04-01-2013, 10:54 PM   #105
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I didn't doubt North Koreas plans for a second lol
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I had sudden grief fill my heart until I saw that its April fools day)
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Lol well played
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I read this April 2 and was concerned for a second and then put two and two together. Well done
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