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      04-19-2013, 09:07 PM   #1
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?
Kinda creepy
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?
Kinda creepy
Im really close with him...
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      04-19-2013, 09:40 PM   #6
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      04-19-2013, 10:33 PM   #7
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?
Kinda creepy
Im really close with him...
Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light
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      04-19-2013, 10:53 PM   #8
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Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light
+1 on the fleshlight
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      04-19-2013, 11:14 PM   #9
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+1 for brazzers!
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      04-19-2013, 11:46 PM   #11
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Fleshlight for sure. See if you can find out his favorite pornstar and if she has her own mold for it that you can get him.
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Actually don't do that last part
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+1 for Fleshlight and some lube....

who still pays for pron?
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      04-20-2013, 12:10 AM   #15
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This is just a creepy idea overall.

Would you buy your sister/cousin a vibrator?
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Lmaooo flashlight is a little weird lol thats taking it a little too far...
And hes a guy why would i get him a vibrator? Lol
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      04-20-2013, 10:19 AM   #17
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.
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Kinda creepy
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Im really close with him...
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Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light


I smell troll job. OP has 2 posts.
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      04-20-2013, 11:25 AM   #18
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.
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Kinda creepy
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Im really close with him...
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Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light


I smell troll job. OP has 2 posts.
Im not a troll! I joined like 2 days ago lol
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      04-20-2013, 01:19 PM   #19
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When I turned 18 my friends all bought me a porn dvd. it was an awesome gift. at 18 i don't think you think of it as creepy. 21/22 is pushing it
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      04-20-2013, 01:20 PM   #20
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Yes! He is around that age... Not older than 18... So around that age is it the coolest gift ever lol
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      04-20-2013, 01:22 PM   #21
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Anything order then it would be extremely creepy
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      04-20-2013, 04:28 PM   #22
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That is weird kind of gay/incestuous....
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