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      04-20-2013, 04:48 PM   #23
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That is weird kind of gay/incestuous....
This.

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      04-21-2013, 12:01 PM   #24
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      04-21-2013, 12:19 PM   #25
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1. This is creepy as fuc

2. Gay

3. Who the hell still pay for porn?
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      04-21-2013, 01:06 PM   #26
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If he's not 18, on top of all the other weirdness involved, it's also criminal...
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      04-21-2013, 07:36 PM   #27
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I just joined a few days ago. Thought this would make for a good laugh. Its not incestuous because i am not the one in the movie. Lol.
And no i am not a guy. Or a troll.
And i am aware that noone pays for porn... Its not meant to be a serious gift...
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      04-21-2013, 08:10 PM   #28
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thats a good idea
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      04-21-2013, 10:30 PM   #29
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Lmaooo flashlight is a little weird lol thats taking it a little too far...
And hes a guy why would i get him a vibrator? Lol
Lol, I ment if your cousin was a girl, would you buy her a vibe?
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      04-21-2013, 10:42 PM   #30
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Lmaooo flashlight is a little weird lol thats taking it a little too far...
And hes a guy why would i get him a vibrator? Lol
Lol, I ment if your cousin was a girl, would you buy her a vibe?
Bahaha
I guess that would be a little odd lol

So yeah.. No i would not buy her a vibrator lol
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      04-22-2013, 01:54 PM   #31
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Its not weird. I think its hilarious. If your close with your cousin im sure he would find it funny and not take it seriously. I dont think anyone who gets porn or gives porn as a gift is taking it too seriously. Porn is not exactly a serious subject. Haha
Everyone needs to lighten up.
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      04-23-2013, 09:12 AM   #32
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Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.
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      04-23-2013, 09:34 AM   #33
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He is under 18?
Does he have a car?
Why not just buy the kid $100 in gas?
But if you ask me what a great fun B day gift would be?
How about
http://www.goped.com/press/media/pre...-red-front.jpg
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Honestly yes it's a good gift haha.
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      04-23-2013, 06:09 PM   #35
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Honestly yes it's a good gift haha.
I agree! LOL

Glad someone finally said it.
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      04-23-2013, 06:15 PM   #36
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Hahaha thanks for one of the best laughs I've had in a while.
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oh my
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http://www.pass3s.com/2013/04/all-po...l-23-2013.html
Thank me later
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I want to click on this link so bad but I'm at work and when I see "pass" and "all" and "porn" and "premium" etc... in the link I'm pretty sure this is the best link of the year...

unless it's free premium gay porn, not that I'm against any gays but...
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Wowww i feel like its my birthday!!!! Thankssss
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My thoughts exactly
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      04-24-2013, 07:50 PM   #43
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My thoughts exactly
Clearly u have to be entertained to keep coming back to my thread.
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If he's under 18, then your present is illegal. And make sure his parents or something don't find out, that'd suck for him.
Also, why pay for porn? That shit is free.
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