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      04-24-2013, 10:25 PM   #45
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If he's under 18, then your present is illegal. And make sure his parents or something don't find out, that'd suck for him.
Also, why pay for porn? That shit is free.
Hes turning 18
I know its free its meant to be a joke
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      04-25-2013, 10:05 PM   #46
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Wow... I almost clicked on that in class...
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      07-16-2013, 02:34 AM   #47
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      07-16-2013, 08:46 PM   #48
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unique present... I'd appreciate it lol
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      07-16-2013, 08:47 PM   #49
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Had to look up "brazzers"
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      07-16-2013, 08:53 PM   #50
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The fact that you even considered giving him porn...
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      07-16-2013, 09:10 PM   #51
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Suck his dick, that will be a great present.
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      07-16-2013, 10:30 PM   #52
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Suck his dick, that will be a great present.
I LOLd.

Sasha, you would have to give him some sort of hallucinogen first, to make sure he doesn't realize his cousin is slobbing his knob.
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      07-16-2013, 11:08 PM   #53
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You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo
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      07-17-2013, 11:07 AM   #54
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      07-19-2013, 04:48 PM   #55
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      07-19-2013, 06:44 PM   #56
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I just joined a few days ago. Thought this would make for a good laugh. Its not incestuous because i am not the one in the movie. Lol.
And no i am not a guy. Or a troll.
And i am aware that noone pays for porn... Its not meant to be a serious gift...

So allow me to be the first to say this, so post some pics of you and let's see if your not a troll?
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      07-19-2013, 07:12 PM   #57
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I would appreciate that as a gift from a close friend, little awkward from a cousin, IMO.

Whoever is saying who pays for porn, I suggest you take a look at Brazzers. I might not pay for it, but my girlfriend and I both like Brazzers just for the quality aspect.
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      07-19-2013, 10:42 PM   #58
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You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo
If you're the girl in your avatar, I'd do ya lol
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      07-19-2013, 11:26 PM   #59
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I just joined a few days ago. Thought this would make for a good laugh. Its not incestuous because i am not the one in the movie. Lol.
And no i am not a guy. Or a troll.
And i am aware that noone pays for porn... Its not meant to be a serious gift...

So allow me to be the first to say this, so post some pics of you and let's see if your not a troll?
I did... My avatar lol
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      07-19-2013, 11:27 PM   #60
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You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo
If you're the girl in your avatar, I'd do ya lol
Lmaooo thanks u guess.... Haha
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      07-21-2013, 02:37 PM   #61
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Weird thread. Hot girl, dafuq.
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      07-21-2013, 03:21 PM   #62
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      08-05-2013, 01:57 AM   #63
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This is either a semi-elaborate- homo-troll, or the most rad chick on here. But, "Sasha" if my cousin looked like you and got me a porn subscription I'd be convinced she was DTF. Might be misleading
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      08-06-2013, 06:03 AM   #64
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