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      09-15-2007, 10:29 AM   #1
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Went to a Carnival today and saw this Hartge BMW

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when i first walked round the corner at this carnival i wondered what the hell it was the 2 secs later i saw it was a 6 series.. spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end:rocks:

what do you guys rekon?



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650I...when i first walked round the corner at this carnival i wondered what the hell it was the 2 secs later i saw it was a 6 series.. spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end:rocks:

what do you guys rekon?



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In which language did the car speak to you, Carlinguist?

Also, what makes you so sure it wasn't a girl?

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spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end
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In which language did the car speak to you, Carlinguist?
Hah, you beat me to it Viv, I was just going to ask the same question.
Carlos, I take it your presence at the carnival was as a clown?
In jest of course, dear boy!
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I spoke to the owner sorry!!!

yes im CARLOS THE CLOWN
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      09-15-2007, 10:58 AM   #8
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Think it is weird

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      09-15-2007, 11:14 AM   #9
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you can kind of see what they were aiming at..

it's a bit like that old famous model BMW made, (Sorry no historian me, but I've seen pics) but then it just goes wrong.. VERY wrong..

The big tear ducts at the eyes ( lights) just look odd
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No bloody wonder it's the first one in the UK - it'll hopefully be the last one too! Looks like Salvador Dali's had a good old go at it... or, someone's been messing around in Photoshop with the whole perspective tool...


Oh bugger... I gotta run to the loo and
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That is just so UGLY! How on earth do you end up paying money for that disaster? Wheels are nice though...
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How can someone do this to a 50k+ car!!!!

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if someone wants to be individual then thats one thing, but Hartge have misjudged this one by a fucking country mile...........all other Hartge stuff is wicked
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As the first pic downloaded I saw the roof, the colour and the wheels and thought "very nice". Then I saw the front and thought "oh christ - what have they done?". Clearly designed with the 'taste is optional' middle east/China market in mind. Maybe it's by a company called "Heartgah" and the owner thought he was on to a good thing.....

Absolutely revolting and can't believe Hartge turned this out. Shocker. The police should have the power to confiscate nice cars from people who clearly don't deserve them, and donate them to worthy causes (ie me), but only after putting the original front end back on....
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The front looks like a camel's toe
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The front looks like a camel's toe
Yes, it does a bit: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/12...38e5cfc46f.jpg

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I wondered what you were going to post there
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the 6 series is an ugly car........but that thing is 3X's worst.
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The only good thing about this is carlos spoke to a car!

Damn - this thread is horrible bad car/bad front end...

what's worse is Carlos lied... he didn't speak to the car!!!
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