OT: unfortunate names - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

dxb335d · 09-17-2007, 04:15 PM

Richard Cheeseman.

Peter File

Richard (Dick) Balls

Helmut Glaser

Mr A Hole

Mrs C Hunt

Phil Staines

on the register reads

P. Stains

Ben Dover

Phil Mcavity

Richard Head

dick head

Peter Doe, shortened to P Doe

My mates new wife is called Fanny Foo

A rep in Holland last year on holiday was called Cok Jercoff (not my holiday)

Mr BOden, BO-den

the Stealers > Dick Lovett

Wayne Kerr

whan ked

wayne and Jo King

William Puller > willie puller for short

Stuart pidd > stew pid

Gerald Button

any more anyone??

QUALITY

Carlos

dxb335d · 09-17-2007, 04:39 PM

Hugh Jardon

Paul Mycock

Don Kiddick

Dwain Pipe

Steve Hagger aka S.Hagger

a builder local to me B.J.Champion

Mike Hunt >> my cu**

Chuck (Charles) Seaman

mr fullalove

Bumps · 09-18-2007, 02:10 AM

Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him.....

Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one.

REB330D · 09-18-2007, 02:51 AM

I used to work with a Mick Fisher who named his new born son Richard Edward

.

M3-FAST · 09-18-2007, 07:24 AM

I used to work with a girl whose maiden name was

Theresa Wood

She married and became......

Theresa Green

gods honest!!

330cdsport · 09-18-2007, 08:12 AM

The Irish gay couple:

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

Ragman · 09-18-2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumps

Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him.....

Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one.

Spooky.......

My house was built by the aformentioned BJ

AND

I know "Isaac" very well - he was given this name around 1981 as I remember.

I still remember the story about the dinner table conversation with the whole family where mother is asking why he is nicknamed "Isaac"..

"Isaac..... Isaac..... Isaac Hunt, why do they call you that?"

with the rest of the family laughing uncontrollably.

DervFan · 09-18-2007, 09:32 AM

I have a colleague known as Paul Laycock. His email address is playcock@.....

Also an Irish customer of ours is called Toby Shaw (say it with an irish accent, to be sure) - seriously I nearly p@ssed myself when he rang

RockIt · 09-18-2007, 09:36 AM

There was a poor unfortunate sod in our school called Nigel Balls. He was so stupid he never understood why he was nicknamed Bingo and Squeezem.

330cdsport · 09-18-2007, 09:58 AM

What about the Peacock family in England that recently named their son Drew.

They did not notice until a pal told them and they had already registered the childs name.
I would not wanna be him at school

REB330D · 09-18-2007, 10:27 AM

Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names.

We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip.

Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view......

Our surname is Brown.

He was subsequently christened Ian Mark.

dxb335d · 09-18-2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by REB330D

Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names.

We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip.

Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view......

Our surname is Brown.

He was subsequently christened Ian Mark.

i dont gerrit?? IPB??

peterg1965 · 09-18-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

i dont gerrit?? IPB??

doh !

dxb335d · 09-18-2007, 10:33 AM

Patricia Mycock.... pat for short

Rodney Boydell reads backwards Dellboy Rodney

Mike Oxlong

Ramit Bawdeep

Chris P Bacon

William Stroker

REB330D · 09-18-2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

i dont gerrit?? IPB??

Do you really need it explaining Carlos?

Bumps · 09-18-2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

What about the Peacock family in England that recently named their son Drew.

They did not notice until a pal told them and they had already registered the childs name.
I would not wanna be him at school

Poor boy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Rodney Boydell reads backwards Dellboy Rodney

Doesn't it read Lledyob Yendor backwards?

sheps · 09-18-2007, 11:54 AM

Not forgetting Dixie Normous and Ivor Biggun.

I feel about 7 years old, reading these and giggling!!

dxb335d · 09-18-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by REB330D

Do you really need it explaining Carlos?

yes i do buddy

dxb335d · 09-18-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheps

Not forgetting Dixie Normous and Ivor Biggun.

I feel about 7 years old, reading these and giggling!!

me too, there brill

SoYank · 09-18-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

yes i do buddy

First initial, second initial, surname...pronounce it.

dxb335d · 09-18-2007, 02:35 PM

just thinking about names, whilst im waiting for a mate to pick me up to go to the ''beverage building''
my mates name is Will

his surname Bell-hajjam

Will Bell or willy Bell

Steve A · 09-18-2007, 04:49 PM

A school teacher of mine was called Ileane Forward!!!

and i know a lad called Wayne Kerr! which is just funny as fuck

EDIT: the mrs has juct told me a lad at her school was called piers mycock hahaha

09-17-2007, 04:15 PM	#1
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Bumps Captain Drives: E92 320i M Sport Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hampshire, UK Posts: 859 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 320i M Sport [0.00]	Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him..... Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one.

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REB330D BMW Nut! Drives: E90 330D M Sport (2005) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Yorkshire, UK Posts: 20 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 E90 330D M Sport [0.00]	Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names. We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip. Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view...... Our surname is Brown. He was subsequently christened Ian Mark. __________________ REB E90 330D M Sport - Le Mans Blue, Pro Nav, BT & VR, Grey Leather, Power Seats, Blacklines.

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dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist Drives: Shit box + V10 beasty Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' Posts: 26,464 iTrader: (3)	just thinking about names, whilst im waiting for a mate to pick me up to go to the ''beverage building'' my mates name is Will his surname Bell-hajjam Will Bell or willy Bell __________________

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Steve A Brigadier General Drives: Mercedes C350 CDI Sport Estate Join Date: May 2007 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 3,368 iTrader: (0)	A school teacher of mine was called Ileane Forward!!! and i know a lad called Wayne Kerr! which is just funny as fuck EDIT: the mrs has juct told me a lad at her school was called piers mycock hahaha __________________ Mercedes C350 CDI Sport Estate Auto Mini Cooper Auto. Mercedes E250 CGI,Lexus IS-F,R36, RS4 Saloon,ML 420 CDI SPORT,M6, 335d, C55, C32, M3, M5, S3, ALL SOLD but fondly remembered