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      09-17-2007, 03:15 PM   #1
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OT: unfortunate names

Richard Cheeseman.

Peter File


Richard (Dick) Balls

Helmut Glaser


Mr A Hole

Mrs C Hunt

Phil Staines

on the register reads

P. Stains

Ben Dover

Phil Mcavity

Richard Head dick head

Peter Doe, shortened to P Doe

My mates new wife is called Fanny Foo

A rep in Holland last year on holiday was called Cok Jercoff (not my holiday)

Mr BOden, BO-den

the Stealers > Dick Lovett

Wayne Kerr

whan ked


wayne and Jo King

William Puller > willie puller for short

Stuart pidd > stew pid

Gerald Button



any more anyone??

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Hugh Jardon

Paul Mycock

Don Kiddick

Dwain Pipe

Steve Hagger aka S.Hagger

a builder local to me B.J.Champion

Mike Hunt >> my cu**

Chuck (Charles) Seaman

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Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him.....

Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one.
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I used to work with a Mick Fisher who named his new born son Richard Edward .
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I used to work with a girl whose maiden name was

Theresa Wood

She married and became......

Theresa Green

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Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him.....

Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one.
Spooky.......

My house was built by the aformentioned BJ

AND

I know "Isaac" very well - he was given this name around 1981 as I remember.

I still remember the story about the dinner table conversation with the whole family where mother is asking why he is nicknamed "Isaac"..

"Isaac..... Isaac..... Isaac Hunt, why do they call you that?"

with the rest of the family laughing uncontrollably.
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I have a colleague known as Paul Laycock. His email address is playcock@.....

Also an Irish customer of ours is called Toby Shaw (say it with an irish accent, to be sure) - seriously I nearly p@ssed myself when he rang
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There was a poor unfortunate sod in our school called Nigel Balls. He was so stupid he never understood why he was nicknamed Bingo and Squeezem.
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What about the Peacock family in England that recently named their son Drew.

They did not notice until a pal told them and they had already registered the childs name.
I would not wanna be him at school
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Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names.

We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip.

Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view......

Our surname is Brown. He was subsequently christened Ian Mark.
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Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names.

We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip.

Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view......

Our surname is Brown. He was subsequently christened Ian Mark.
i dont gerrit?? IPB??
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i dont gerrit?? IPB??
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Patricia Mycock.... pat for short

Rodney Boydell reads backwards Dellboy Rodney

Mike Oxlong

Ramit Bawdeep

Chris P Bacon

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i dont gerrit?? IPB??
Do you really need it explaining Carlos?
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What about the Peacock family in England that recently named their son Drew.

They did not notice until a pal told them and they had already registered the childs name.
I would not wanna be him at school
Poor boy.

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Rodney Boydell reads backwards Dellboy Rodney
Doesn't it read Lledyob Yendor backwards?
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Not forgetting Dixie Normous and Ivor Biggun.

I feel about 7 years old, reading these and giggling!!
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Do you really need it explaining Carlos?
yes i do buddy
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Not forgetting Dixie Normous and Ivor Biggun.

I feel about 7 years old, reading these and giggling!!
me too, there brill
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yes i do buddy
First initial, second initial, surname...pronounce it.
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just thinking about names, whilst im waiting for a mate to pick me up to go to the ''beverage building''
my mates name is Will

his surname Bell-hajjam

Will Bell or willy Bell
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A school teacher of mine was called Ileane Forward!!!

and i know a lad called Wayne Kerr! which is just funny as fuck


EDIT: the mrs has juct told me a lad at her school was called piers mycock hahaha
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