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      11-01-2007, 12:10 PM   #45
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      11-01-2007, 12:17 PM   #46
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oh well i have had loads of customers with amusing surnames

Mr Bytheway
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just a few i can remember for example
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My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her
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      11-01-2007, 01:08 PM   #50
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My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her

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      11-01-2007, 02:33 PM   #51
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My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her

Huh??!! I wrote the word s******ing (S N I G G E R I N G) and it's been asterisk'd out?? Am I missing something here?
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who asterisked it?
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who asterisked it?
I don't know, that's my point!! S****** S******ing
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Oh wait, I just worked out why...!!!

The word ends up with just six letters asterisk'd out... and those letters spell another word exactly which is 'auto-blocked'... I'll leave you lot to work out what it is...!
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Oh wait, I just worked out why...!!!

The word ends up with just six letters asterisk'd out... and those letters spell another word exactly which is 'auto-blocked'... I'll leave you lot to work out what it is...!
Racism filter ... see my post 2 up
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This Forum's gone all PC (not Mac) on me and blanked out my entirely innocent word!! Fine, I won't s****** anymore, i'll just chuckle to myself in a slightly underhanded and devious manner
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This Forum's gone all PC (not Mac) on me and blanked out my entirely innocent word!! Fine, I won't s****** anymore, i'll just chuckle to myself in a slightly underhanded and devious manner
I couldn't agree with you more Tony - it's absolutely ridiculous, like being at work. My father always said he knew where the TRUE land of the free was. A small group of islands in the north east atlantic!
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Worked with somebody called Jennifer Taylor who shortened her first name to Jeni

There was also someone in the same office called Thomas Bowler who liked to be known as Tom Bowler.

No lie there was a third guy called Edmund Gardner who liked to be called Ed.

All worked within a few feet of each other
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      11-01-2007, 03:27 PM   #62
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We used to have a guy working with called Dick Long, he insisted on being called Dick. Worse our email system put the surname first, so of course he was listed as Long, Dick

We had a Jesus Christ for a while, he was Brazilian !
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I used to work with a really nice lady, with a bit of an unusual Name.

Jenni Gaylord-Jelly

I kid you not

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Jenni Gaylord-Jelly sells chocolate for a living.. now THAT would be confusing
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actually thinking about it I think it was Gaylard-Jelly.

No better mind...

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Well, she's definitely called Gaylord-Jelly now..
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