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      07-17-2013, 09:50 AM   #23
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I rarely, if ever, say FML. I have moments where shit sucks, but it can ALWAYS be worse.
this guy gets it......

my FML's are borderline retarded.

for example, if i missed the season premier of Honey Boo Boo that comes on tonight at 9, that would be a FML...

seriously.....
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      07-17-2013, 06:41 PM   #24
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Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML
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      07-17-2013, 09:13 PM   #25
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Went on a diet this past two weeks and lost 8 lbs. I couldn't lift anything at the gym since I was on a ~900 calorie/day diet which made me exhausted really early on in my session. FML
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      07-17-2013, 09:19 PM   #26
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Went on a diet this past two weeks and lost 8 lbs. I couldn't lift anything at the gym since I was on a ~900 calorie/day diet which made me exhausted really early on in my session. FML
I know that feel bro. Try working a out when you're fasting :/
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      07-17-2013, 09:40 PM   #27
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reading this thread - FML...
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      07-18-2013, 01:08 AM   #28
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Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol
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      07-18-2013, 01:15 AM   #29
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Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol
Take it slow, my friend. Recovery from a shoulder injury is an annoyingly slow process
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Take it slow, my friend. Recovery from a shoulder injury is an annoyingly slow process
Can't attend my weekly golf outings, FML? I have to be doing it correct now, right?
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      07-18-2013, 01:37 AM   #31
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Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML
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Just had surgery on my left shoulder. Been a week now and still don't feel any improvement, FML. Am I doing this right?lol
let your wife do all the work
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      07-18-2013, 10:34 AM   #32
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Yeah I try not to do the roof thing anymore, it's a hard habit to break thought.
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      07-18-2013, 10:56 AM   #33
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Got stuck behind 3 cars and a massive gravel truck...I could hear all their shit debris hitting the windshield like it was very lightly raining. Tried to stay as far back but was there for almost 4 min, once it cleared downshifted into 4th and did a WOT 55 to 90 pull and was flicking off the truck as I passed...FML
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      07-29-2013, 12:17 AM   #34
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I hope I'm not saying FML tomorrow...I take the last part of the CPA exam. If I don't pass this mother...some shit is going down(not serious).
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Bought cheese rolls from Portos. Hot day, sweltering, I get in the car to turn on the air conditioning. Sit there for a few minutes making sure things get cold.

Start driving home, on the way I get hungry and reach for a cheese roll.

Sudden realization that I left them on the roof and drove off, and I am now doing 80mph on the 5 freeway.

FML

This shit had me rolling
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coming into a fml thread to hear ppl bragging

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reading this thread - FML...
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      07-29-2013, 11:27 AM   #38
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wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML
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      07-29-2013, 12:17 PM   #39
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I know more about Litos from being a casual e90post OT reader than I do some of my friends. FML.
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      07-29-2013, 01:20 PM   #41
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Window regulator took a dump, now my drivers side window won't roll up. FML.
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      07-29-2013, 02:35 PM   #42
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wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML
She needs a spanking.
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wife forgot my raspberry granolas this morning for my yogurt - FML
FirstWorldProblems lol

A few years back, I remember losing a huge business deal for not answering the phone on a client, might you ask- what happened to my company phone?... I jumped into a pool with it in my pocket. I didnt know he was in dire need to contact me. FML.
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