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      11-18-2013, 10:24 AM   #1
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Would you bang the girl next door?

I recently moved into a new apartment complex in a pretty nice part of town, and every time I go down to let my dog out I run into some seriously cute and hot girls.. all of which love my dog lol.

Anyway - one of these girls lives literally in the next apartment over from me. She has a slamming body and I've always wanted to hook up with a redhead.

We have been hanging out for the past few weeks now but just as friends, hanging out at the bar downstairs or drinking at my place, etc. Yesterday we pretty much hung out all day at a Wine bar, went back to my place where I made her a gourmet dinner, and then things got.. well.. awesome lol.

I won't go into details or how far - but - my question is - would you seal the deal? Remember she is literally next door to me and I don't know if this is taboo and should be cautious or should I just be the dumb young whipper snapper that I am and follow my head?
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Banging the girl next door, is no different than banging a girl you meet anywhere else, IMO.


If she is cool and down to earth, why not. If there is any hint of her possibly being crazy, just remember that you will run into her on a daily basis. Who knows, she may start peeping on you through your windows.
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if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off
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if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off
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if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off
Well played, sir.
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if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off
I agree with this assessment.
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if you have to ask on a car forum, you don't have the game to pull it off. But I suspect you will be pulling yourself off


haha.


i laughed when op said "whipper snapper" lmao
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, and then things got.. well.. awesome lol.

I won't go into details or how far - but - my question is - would you seal the deal?
There is only 1 "awesome." You didn't seal the deal? Case of premature infatuation?
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I agree with this assessment.

lol bunch o trolls all of ya.


Note that I didnt ask "How do i bang the girl next door?" - This would be indicative of someone who has no chance. I am merely asking "Should I bang the girl next door?". Your comments on my ability to "pull it off", although moderately amusing as I would probably say the same thing to someone else, are misplaced.

My point is - lets say we smash - she lives next door. What happens if I bring another girl home?

Worth the drama or not? Simple as that. I am beyond the point of my life where I'm just going to sleep with every woman willing to let me into her pants just because I can. If said pants cause me later grief since I will probably live here for years to come and so will she.. I owe it to myself to be tactful.

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i laughed when op said "whipper snapper" lmao


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There is only 1 "awesome." You didn't seal the deal? Case of premature infatuation?
Naked woman on top of you = Awesome. Don't care what you say.

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Naked woman on top of you = Awesome. Don't care what you say.
how do you not bone when theres a naked chick on top of you?? by that point, theres no turning back and its on.
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lol bunch o trolls all of ya.


Note that I didnt ask "How do i bang the girl next door?" - This would be indicative of someone who has no chance. I am merely asking "Should I bang the girl next door?". Your comments on my ability to "pull it off", although moderately amusing as I would probably say the same thing to someone else, are misplaced.

My point is - lets say we smash - she lives next door. What happens if I bring another girl home?

Worth the drama or not? Simple as that. I am beyond the point of my life where I'm just going to sleep with every woman willing to let me into her pants just because I can. If said pants cause me later grief since I will probably live here for years to come and so will she.. I owe it to myself to be tactful.
The fact that you're asking a bunch of strangers on an automotive message board for advice regarding your personal life speaks volumes.

Be honest...you were walking your dog and saw a girl near the complex who was attractive, and your imagination filled the rest. LOL
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Judging from your handle, I'd say you're thinking too much. Bang first, regret later.
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The fact that you're asking a bunch of strangers on an automotive message board for advice regarding your personal life speaks volumes.

Be honest...you were walking your dog and saw a girl near the complex who was attractive, and your imagination filled the rest. LOL
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I too am in a similar situation. I walk past my neighbors every day, and they always come to me begging for a foursome. They are all top notch women, too. They were all naked on top of me, but I just couldn't do it because they might get jealous of each other.
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Judging from your handle, I'd say you're thinking too much. Bang first, regret later.

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I too am in a similar situation. I walk past my neighbors every day, and they always come to me begging for a foursome. They are all top notch women, too. They were all naked on top of me, but I just couldn't do it because they might get jealous of each other.
They must have seen your art.
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I don't normally make decisions for myself, but when i do, i rely on my BMW internet forum to make the decision for me.

As i'm eating lunch now, i'm curious as to what this "gourmet" dinner was too.
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