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      08-03-2016, 01:51 PM   #1
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Hi guys, can someone here explain to me why on earth Seagulls shite over my car when it is parked nearby the street lamp? Or is it somethi g with my car being clean and white?
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Good perch position. Good shitting position.
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      08-03-2016, 04:22 PM   #3
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Yes they fkin love lamps. Especially the ones around fast food joints and over looking BMWs.
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      08-04-2016, 08:25 AM   #4
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Being white maybe they think it's a big pile of bird shit
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      08-04-2016, 12:10 PM   #5
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Being white maybe they think it's a big pile of bird shit
Im gonna tell my gf that this problem with birds is another reason for me get a black 4 series
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      08-04-2016, 06:19 PM   #6
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Im gonna tell my gf that this problem with birds is another reason for me get a black 4 series
I think that's more than reasonable but I'm not SWMBO
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      08-13-2016, 05:23 PM   #7
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They shit all over mine no matter where I park... and it being black ain't making no difference... every day after work I have to go outside with a tub of soapy water and wash it all off. It etches into the clear-coat if I don't clean it.
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my gf doesnt need to know this
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      08-15-2016, 08:20 AM   #9
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Those kids need a good kicking... Still it's so funny

I wonder what laxatives they used, I want to do this in my town
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Not so much bird poo, but when clean, flies seem to love landing on my car's paintwork. Wonder if it's something to do with silver paint?
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      08-25-2016, 05:12 PM   #12
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Not so much bird poo, but when clean, flies seem to love landing on my car's paintwork. Wonder if it's something to do with silver paint?
I thought I was the only one! Black car - flies and seagulls alike seem to love it. Hate it when I finish washing the car, about to give it a polish and wax and it's covered in midgies. Baffles me.
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      08-29-2016, 05:14 AM   #13
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for me, once I sort out my house, the next thing I spend money on will be a garage. One where you a bimmer ( not a 70s mini ) and can actually open both doors
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      09-04-2016, 03:56 AM   #14
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How do people with convertibles go on with bird shit? Going by the amount I get on the roof of my car when parked, there's no way I'd risk leaving a convertible with the roof down, wiping crap off dashboard & seats really isn't something that can be left till you get home
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look how unlucky I was with my previos car, e92 pre lci..It happened just about when I finished wiping the interior
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look how unlucky I was with my previos car, e92 pre lci..It happened just about when I finished wiping the interior
Ohhh wow! Sorry man, I did laugh pretty hard when I saw that. That is awful! Do you live near the coast?!

I mean it's almost like the bird new exactly when it would piss you off the most and just went for it...
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      09-04-2016, 04:45 AM   #17
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I live in north london and every summer here a lots of seagulls nesting
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      09-04-2016, 04:50 AM   #18
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That sucks. I'm guessing you don't have a drive way? If you do, maybe a gazebo type structure to give it shelter?
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you guessed it, street residential parking :
but soon moving to a house with a driveway so finally detailing my car will meke sense
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Ah living the dream! Best of luck with that

I used to do detailing as a business but then moved house and no longer have anywhere to do it. Parents bought me a brand new machine polisher 3 months ago, sadly still haven't touched it as there's no where for me to detail under shelter

And I know your pain all too well when it comes to having just detailed the car and some bird shites on it
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Jesus. That is a shit and a half. Probably half it's body weight it dumped on your car.
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Jesus. That is a shit and a half. Probably half it's body weight it dumped on your car.
Who said Pigs Can't Fly
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