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      09-18-2013, 05:31 AM   #1
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Beloved Asshat 335i driver

THE CAR - White E92, Lowered (slammed), Mtech or M3 side skirts, tinted Windows that's about all I payed attention to. OEM Wheels 19" I believe. Caledon Area.

I was pulled over on the side of the road since I had to use my phone. It was a quiet long straight stretch in Caledon and a white 335i pulls up beside and I'm thinking hey cool I have one too and we begin to chat

Him: You Stock Bro? (Seriously, that was his opening line)
Me: Yes . . . (I'm not, but I realized I was dealing with an idiot)
Him: I'm fully bolted and running meth
Me: Nice . . .
Him: You wanna run? I got a passenger you have an advantage.
Me: No Thanks, not on the streets
Him: Porsche drivers are all pussy's

And then he drives off telling his female co-pilot that he can smoke any Porsche and that only GT-R's can compete with him "on tha streets". Funny part is even my 335i would probably leave him behind on the track let alone the car that I was in at the time. It's twice as fast as my 335i.

If you are reading this or if anyone knows who the owner of that vehicle might be have them PM me, I would like to run them on a private street and record it for youtube viewing pleasure. I will pay for your gas money and buy you lunch. If you win I will give you my OEM 335i turbos to keep as a backup.
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      09-18-2013, 06:14 AM   #2
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      09-18-2013, 08:00 AM   #3
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Him: You Stock Bro?
My window would have went up immediately after this.
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      09-18-2013, 08:08 AM   #4
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My window would have went up immediately after this.
Exactly! That opening line already said it all. They are everywhere I'm sure most of them are in this forum lol.

He prob felt like Vin Diesel
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      09-18-2013, 08:11 AM   #5
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I'm glad most of my call outs happen at a drag strip.
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      09-18-2013, 08:16 AM   #6
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Exactly! That opening line already said it all. They are everywhere I'm sure most of them are in this forum lol.

He prob felt like Vin Diesel
Surprised he didn't ask to also run for pink slips...
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      09-18-2013, 09:07 AM   #7
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OP, nicely done.
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Was the copilot hot, though?
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      09-18-2013, 09:52 AM   #9
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Was the copilot hot, though?
Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?
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      09-18-2013, 09:56 AM   #10
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Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?
What happened to her car?
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Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?
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      09-18-2013, 10:20 AM   #12
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That is embarrasing man...(for him).......
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      09-18-2013, 10:58 AM   #13
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respect for being the bigger man.

Where in Caledon was this? I live near Highways 9 and 50, just north of Bolton, and I don't recall seeing this car around the area...but then again, Caledon is HUGE, area-wise...
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Interesting to see if anything comes from this thread.
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      09-18-2013, 11:04 AM   #15
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      09-18-2013, 11:08 AM   #16
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You should have told him, talk to me when you drive a better car and thats why you got rid of your 335 lol. Some guys would probably get offended here though lol. But I like how you handle it, very mature action.
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Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?
Yeah, but is she hot?
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      09-18-2013, 11:39 AM   #18
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Him: Porsche drivers are all pussy's
???

Were you in a Porsche at the time?
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      09-18-2013, 12:58 PM   #19
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glad you're humble about it. Cheers!

I've had idiots asking to run. I'm not wasting my time with civics.
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      09-18-2013, 05:02 PM   #20
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Was the copilot hot, though?
Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?
spotted.
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      10-27-2013, 06:04 PM   #21
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Lmao. Where in Caledon? 335alive and I are neighbours... wouldn't have been me or my E93 335i... I dont race.

Too many kids buying our cars now getting over inflated egos
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      10-27-2013, 09:36 PM   #22
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plenty of 335i drivers like that, no big surprise here.
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