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      12-09-2013, 02:44 PM   #1
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Shop until you commit suicide

Some guy in China decided death was a better option instead of going into one more store with his girlfriend after 5 hours of shopping.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...thes-shop.html


Laddies, why would you torture a guy this way? It gives the phrase "shop 'til you drop" a whole new meaning.
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      12-09-2013, 02:49 PM   #2
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As much as I hate to say it, I feel his pain. I get pissed if I am with my gf at the mall or store for more then an hour.


Except instead of killing myself, I just grab her by the hair and drag her out caveman style.
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Why didn't he just throw his GF off the balcony?

If she survives, she can proceed with her shopping in the store she lands in.

If she dies...well, that seems like effective conflict resolution to me.
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That is exactly why I never went shopping with any of my girlfriends. I have better shit to do than carry fucking bags from store to store. I also never bring anyone with me when I have to buy shit for myself. My "shopping" trips take 30 minutes max.
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lolz, i knew it was an asian girl..
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      12-09-2013, 05:55 PM   #7
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that's all on him…. if a 5 hour shopping day and an argument causes you to kill yourself, you have a lot more going on.

The guy deserves 0 pity. he could have left, broken up with her, whatever. Killing himself was just stupid
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Online shopping has saved many lives (and hours).
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that's all on himů. if a 5 hour shopping day and an argument causes you to kill yourself, you have a lot more going on.

The guy deserves 0 pity. he could have left, broken up with her, whatever. Killing himself was just stupid
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They need to ban shopping, it's dangerous!
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hey bossSauce is back! Were you in banned camp?
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That is exactly why I never went shopping with any of my girlfriends. I have better shit to do than carry fucking bags from store to store. I also never bring anyone with me when I have to buy shit for myself. My "shopping" trips take 30 minutes max.
+1

Store workers always say that I look like I'm a "man on a mission" whenever I shop. I go into the store and march directly to the relevant section, gather my items, and I'm out of there in 5 or 10 minutes max. I rarely if ever buy anything on impulse.

Even when I'm buying non-essentials I usually plan what to buyin advance.
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Except instead of killing myself, I just grab her by the hair and drag her out caveman style.
would like to see that!

Should have dumped her and walked away.
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Asian women r insane. Chinese, Vietnamese and Filipino. 3 of the most hardcore shopper girls I have dated.
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My "shopping" trips take 30 minutes max.
This. I can buy a year's worth of clothes in less time than it takes my wife to try on a dress. I *hate* Muzak and the crap they play in stores drives me to get what I need and GTFO.

On that note, what asshole decided shoppers need to hear crappy music while they shop?
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I bet he would act differently if he thought it through a bit. An over-reaction just doesn't seem to encompass what he actually did.
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Suicide is pretty extreme for a bad shopping trip. I think the worst experience I had was with my sister right after I got back from Afghanistan. My temper was paper thin and she decided to look at every damn thing in the hello kitty store. I was about to rip the place apart to get her to leave by the time I finally got her out of there.
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that's all on himů. if a 5 hour shopping day and an argument causes you to kill yourself, you have a lot more going on.

The guy deserves 0 pity. he could have left, broken up with her, whatever. Killing himself was just stupid
he already spent all his money on her, and there are 1.3 boys for every girl in China..
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