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      10-21-2013, 06:44 AM   #1
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Okay, she is on top for a while. Now, you want to rollover and complete the act. But, she is too small and you're too big.

So, as you rollover together, you crush her or your wee wee falls out and then she is too sore and it's all over, right?

No! Instead of rolling over on the bed, lift her up while you are still in her and go in the other direction off the bed. Then, just spin around while standing on the floor and lay her butt back down on the bed perpendicularly!

Mission accomplished. Or should I say missionary accomplished.
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Sex Tip #2:

Don't take sex tips from OT.
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Sex Tip #2:

Don't take sex tips from OT.
Tip 3:
Don't take sex tips from someone who calls it a wee wee
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But what about the other girl?
Her turn will come. For the mean time, she can keep watching
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Tip 3:
Don't take sex tips from someone who calls it a wee wee
Especially if it's so small that it "falls out".
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Especially if it's so small that it "falls out".
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Especially if it's so small that it "falls out".
Yeah, go on and you keep laughing at me. But, you try this on her and end up having her think you are a god, I will be right here waiting for your "thanks man!"

It's not just that it's small---it's just that some of us are larger (not in a good way) than we like and rolling over on her is one quick way to kill the mood.

We all are not PUAs like Mr. Tonka!
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Sex Tip #3:

Don't be large (in the not so good way).
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Hit the gym.
Being totally muscular lands you with the same problem---you will crush her.

Try the tip and then come back and let us know.
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I, too, have many closets filled with Dysons.
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description was complicated I had to imagine it like 10 times in my head and i'm still not sure I get what was described
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Yeah, go on and you keep laughing at me. But, you try this on her and end up having her think you are a god, I will be right here waiting for your "thanks man!"

It's not just that it's small---it's just that some of us are larger (not in a good way) than we like and rolling over on her is one quick way to kill the mood.

We all are not PUAs like Mr. Tonka!
Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.
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Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.
I see what you did there.
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I see what you did there.
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description was complicated I had to imagine it like 10 times in my head and i'm still not sure I get what was described
I thought this might come up. I made a tutorial.
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either I haven't had sex in too long, or the description is unintelligible

OP, are you related to Shah..?
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Missionary is not on the top list of how women like to finish. The best is woman on top with her back against your chest. As the blood rushes to her head its a great sensation since her head is back against your shoulder. If she's sore, the blood rushing to her head will distract her. Its the best position.
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If you lost weight you'd be able to give better tips and get more.
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FWIW: I think OP explained the process a little too in depth.

If she is on top, "stradle her" and lift her up and stay "connected" if you will, and lay her perpendicular to the bed remaining "connected", and then pursuing a continuation in a new format, rather than trying to roll over without your sheer mass crushing her to death (for those of you who are proportionately unhealthy or don't know what you're doing).
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