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      10-21-2013, 02:35 PM   #45
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two questions....why is the male bleeding in the first one...second why is he pissed in the second one.

Or is that his vinegar strokes?
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Please see latest revision.
almost but her hips need to be raised in the air slightly
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Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...
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two questions....why is the male bleeding in the first one...second why is he pissed in the second one.

Or is that his vinegar strokes?
His head should be more vertically downward, thus creating a gravitational force pulling blood flow to collaborate in the forehead. Please disregard my inaccuracies, my touchpad is unforgiving when drawing lines and circles.

He is angry because he has been redrawn in 10 positions now and just wants to finish.


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almost but her hips need to be raised in the air slightly
You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.
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Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.
QFT. Especially the last part.

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Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...
LOL, thank you. I noticed someone kept saying "hands on hips", but that is too much of what a woman would want. You can't let them think they have any right to make a decision, they get big headed that way.
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LOL, thank you. I noticed someone kept saying "hands on hips", but that is too much of what a woman would want. You can't let them think they have any right to make a decision, they get big headed that way.
The hands on the hips keeps her in place. It prevents her from leaning too far to one side.
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Sara has a good point. You need to keep the woman in her place!

Also Billup, your diagram is missing the last slide where the woman is back in the kitchen making you a sandwich.

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You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.
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Yeah, go on and you keep laughing at me. But, you try this on her and end up having her think you are a god, I will be right here waiting for your "thanks man!"

It's not just that it's small---it's just that some of us are larger (not in a good way) than we like and rolling over on her is one quick way to kill the mood.

We all are not PUAs like Mr. Tonka!
Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.
Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!
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Sara has a good point. You need to keep the woman in her place!

Also Billup, your diagram is missing the last slide where the woman is back in the kitchen making you a sandwich.

I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.
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billup is a freaking arteest!!
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I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.
LOL
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Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!
Shah? Is that you?

And lol @ "repeatedly repeating."

And lol @ these pictures.

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I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.
Excellent. I rest my case.

Actually even better than I expected, because in your latest diagram you incorporate important time management skills into the mix as well.

With BmwRulez7's sex tips, Sara's invaluable female perspective, and Billups artistry, I believe we are in the works of what can become the next major sub-section of OT - baum chicka baum baum!
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Billup, do you do commissions? Thinking about maybe framing one of these for the house.
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Ok, so i think now there needs to be a diagram for going from girl on top, face to face, to doggy with BMWrules7's description
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Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...
Yes! Pure genius by Billup!
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Ok, so i think now there needs to be a diagram for going from girl on top, face to face, to doggy with BMWrules7's description
Ok, I admit it. I was a loser in high school. There, are you all satisfied?
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Ok, I admit it. I was a loser in high school. There, are you all satisfied?
While things may not have gone in the direction you intended, thanks for starting one of the better threads I've seen in a while!
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Oh my god.

I'm fucking dying of laughter from Billup's pics.

How did this turn from some guy retarded sex tip to these exquisite diagrams?

Also, BMWrulessszsszzss7 and Billup need to get together and create more comedy.
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