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      10-21-2013, 04:45 PM   #67
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You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.
Hey I just know what I like!
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This is why hookers are superior. No sex tips needed. You pay them for what YOU like and then they leave.
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      10-21-2013, 05:02 PM   #69
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Definitely thread of the month, need more illustration to make it thread of the year contender.

Billup, get to work!
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      10-21-2013, 05:12 PM   #70
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Oh my god.

I'm fucking dying of laughter from Billup's pics.

How did this turn from some guy retarded sex tip to these exquisite diagrams?

Also, BMWrulessszsszzss7 and Billup need to get together and create more comedy.
I know, Billup is the next Bill Waterson. Billup is hysterical.

It's so funny how talent can be exploited in strange ways!
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Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!


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This is why hookers are superior. No sex tips needed. You pay them for what YOU like and then they leave.
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      10-21-2013, 06:13 PM   #72
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thread definitely delivered more than anticipated
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Billup, I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet that I cried, until seeing these pictures. You're fucking awesome!
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not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact.
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Goes nite nite? What does that mean?
It gets snapped right in half and will be out of comission for a day or two.
Lol! I just got this. Now, that's funny!
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not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact.
that's exactly what I've been trying to do but for some reason my gf thinks it's weird for me to want to electrocute her nipples while having her tickle my asshole with a feather!
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That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.
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That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.
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roflroflrofl...

Donkey punch is the best move.
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Please see latest revision.
HAHAHAH love this drawing dude, so funny!
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After following the instructions in this thread, my dick ended up getting stuck in the toaster and my girlfriend is in the trunk of my car. :
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Did you take off the nipple electrocution device before you placed her in the trunk? You wouldn't want to accidentally burn the carpet.

Wait that wasn't you.

When you placed that other guys girlfriend who had her nipples electrocuted while she was feathering his anus ...

Are you guys sleeping with the same woman?
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Hey I just know what I like!
Isn't the internet great!? I'll have to remember that move. What else is in your top-ten?
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RGrubbaballs???
someone always gotta bring in the hookers..
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      10-22-2013, 08:31 AM   #85
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that's exactly what I've been trying to do but for some reason my gf thinks it's weird for me to want to electrocute her nipples while having her tickle my asshole with a feather!
I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.
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I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.
Love the OOOOOOOO face!!
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roflroflrofl...

Donkey punch is the best move.
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That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.
I hope this helps anyone who has confusion about these two statements.
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WOW! That's all I can say Billup...

I hope you're not creating the little works of art at work. I can only imagine the look on a co-workers face as they walk be and see your drawings!
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