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      10-22-2013, 08:24 AM   #89
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I hope this helps anyone who has confusion about these two statements.
So this is the kind of shit that goes on in the research triangle of Raleigh/Durham? Bravo!!!
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LOL at all these sexual pleasing advises. I'm 9 inches so girls already know what it is.
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LOL at all these sexual pleasing advises. I'm 9 inches so girls already know what it is.
This is the internet, everyone is 9 inches (or more)...
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WOW! That's all I can say Billup...

I hope you're not creating the little works of art at work. I can only imagine the look on a co-workers face as they walk be and see your drawings!
Ha, I am fortunate in that my work hours are solely dependent on myself, so I can be in my office, or out at my leisure so long as my projects are running in the plant. I find myself with some free time here and there.

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So this is the kind of shit that goes on in the research triangle of Raleigh/Durham? Bravo!!!
I've always been told that true artists never get recognized, but I am really pleased to see everyone taking a liking to my abilities. For a second I thought I was operating at a 2nd grade level.
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      10-22-2013, 08:46 AM   #93
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LOL at all these sexual pleasing advises. I'm 9 inches so girls already know what it is.
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Lmaooooo billup, bravo brotha. I'm dying
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I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.

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Isn't the internet great!? I'll have to remember that move. What else is in your top-ten?
Laying on your backs. Kinda like scissoring. One leg up in the air and grabbing and massing his balls.
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Billy can you do a drawing for us?
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LMAO literally. Billup good job man! Too funny.
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      10-22-2013, 12:05 PM   #102
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Laying on your backs. Kinda like scissoring. One leg up in the air and grabbing and massing his balls.
This was interesting to work on. I'm an aficionado of making sweet love in new places, so I felt we needed a change of scenery. Let me know your thoughts.
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This was interesting to work on. I'm an aficionado of making sweet love in new places, so I felt we needed a change of scenery. Let me know your thoughts.
Yeah thats almost it. But instead of being 180 degrees youre only 90 degrees away from each other and the girls leg is straight up in the air, just one leg, but yup thats almost spot on.
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This was interesting to work on. I'm an aficionado of making sweet love in new places, so I felt we needed a change of scenery. Let me know your thoughts.
I think you should have them laying more at a 45 to each other instead of a 180. My shit don't bend that way. But it is good for starters...
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Is that a seagull or a Pterodactyl or is your scale way off?
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Damn Billups, your talent never fails to amaze, and not trying to criticize, but what happened to the stick figures? In your prior drawings, both appears to be neatly groomed but is this last one I feel like we are looking at something from the late 70's/early 80's. Where did all the hair come from???
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Yeah thats almost it. But instead of being 180 degrees youre only 90 degrees away from each other and the girls leg is straight up in the air, just one leg, but yup thats almost spot on.
LOL, you know, all these stipulations are really starting to challenge my excessive amount of artistic ability.

Maybe this would be better? I figured since women have no interference down below, ankles tucked behind the head should be easily attainable.

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cute bunny! Can't tell if the guy is looking shocked at the bunny on his chest or if the girl is just being a bit too rough on the family jewels...
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Damn Billups, your talent never fails to amaze, and not trying to criticize, but what happened to the stick figures? In your prior drawings, both appears to be neatly groomed but is this last one I feel like we are looking at something from the late 70's/early 80's. Where did all the hair come from???
Certain positions need more detail to fully understand what is going on and requires some serious 3rd dimensioning to be pleasing to the eyes. I am sometimes challenged with stick figures as you can't express certain body language. I hope this does not take away from my credibility as an experienced artist.

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Is that a seagull or a Pterodactyl or is your scale way off?
That's the magic of art, its exactly whatever you want it to be!
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LOL, you know, all these stipulations are really starting to challenge my excessive amount of artistic ability.

Maybe this would be better? I figured since women have no interference down below, ankles tucked behind the head should be easily attainable.

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Not bad. Can you do a shower scene at the SLS when hes behind her?
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