joke of the day - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

bmw330ipty · 12-16-2005, 11:47 AM

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". (E90 M3??)
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The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday

monsta · 02-25-2007, 11:26 AM

repost

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 09:27 PM

Still a good one.

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 10:02 PM

Hahahaha

12-16-2005, 11:47 AM	#1
bmw330ipty Private First Class Drives: 2006 Porsche Cayenne Join Date: May 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 158 iTrader: (0)	joke of the day A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". (E90 M3??) . . . . . . The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday
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02-25-2007, 09:27 PM	#3
MacAttack Colonel Drives: fast enough Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 2,139 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW [0.00]	Still a good one. __________________ 2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//

04-24-2007, 10:02 PM	#4
E90330iS Major General Drives: E90 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Redwood City, California Posts: 6,303 iTrader: (55) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Hahahaha __________________ Moved to the Bay Area. Looking for meets!

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02-25-2007, 11:26 AM	#2
monsta Brigadier General Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY Posts: 3,590 iTrader: (2)	repost