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      11-14-2007, 06:00 PM   #1
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OT: Helen and two others tonight...

This is how it started




























































































































































this is how it finished







Sorry Helen sweetie, you know i love you really


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      11-14-2007, 06:13 PM   #2
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ummm, what?
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      11-14-2007, 06:42 PM   #3
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What do you reckon to this Steve A ?
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      11-14-2007, 06:44 PM   #4
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i suggest that as real men we should challenge Carl to a dual....to the death. In order for sweet maiden Helen to keep her chaist name
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Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"
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      11-15-2007, 05:32 AM   #7
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Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"


There are times when this place feels like a bad episode of Beavis and Butthead, an agony aunt's advice centre or a convention for angst ridden teens that have just discovered what ''sex'' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is. Can anybody suggest a good car forum??
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      11-15-2007, 05:40 AM   #8
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Can anybody suggest a good car forum??
There used to be one at e90post.com
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NFS - I accept absolutely no responsiblity for Carlos' apparently sudden discovery of his 'manhood', this is all his own work.
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      11-15-2007, 06:37 AM   #10
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NFS - I accept absolutely no responsiblity for Carlos' apparently sudden discovery of his 'manhood'
New glasses?
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      11-15-2007, 07:15 AM   #11
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      11-15-2007, 08:26 AM   #12
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      11-15-2007, 09:39 AM   #13
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You're on your own on this one Carlos, son. Use the force if you have to.
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      11-15-2007, 10:05 AM   #14
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New glasses?
Microscope maybe?
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All of a sudden I have found this urge to kill myself.

Does anyone have the number for the Samaritans?

If they are busy then the number for a hitman will do .....
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I can't believe I actually opened this thread and read the contents.

I feel like 40 secs has been stolen from my life, and I'll never get it back.:sad0147:
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      11-15-2007, 02:11 PM   #18
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i suggest that as real men we should challenge Carl to a dual....to the death. In order for sweet maiden Helen to keep her chaist name
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There are times when this place feels like a bad episode of Beavis and Butthead, an agony aunt's advice centre or a convention for angst ridden teens that have just discovered what ''sex'' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is. Can anybody suggest a good car forum??
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The TWAT is back....
Carl, can you remember what I said to you, about THINKING before POSTING.

If I were responsible for the threads allowed to be posted in our section, then I've got to say that this one would be an example of one I'd simply just close.

Unfortunately, I do not have that power, but the admins Mark & Jason, do.

So, if you feel that you would like something to be done, then please PM them.
All the best.


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When will you get the hint Carl?
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      11-15-2007, 03:27 PM   #22
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I've just started a thread in the 'Site Related Announcements' section.

If you feel something needs to be done to improve the UK section, then please visit this link & tell the admins what you think.

Thanks.

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