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      11-13-2007, 03:22 PM   #1
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OT: How embarrassing.

This is probably totally childish but I found it very amusing.

On the daily commute I pass the local Audi dealership and on the homeward bound journey tonight traffic comes to a standstill when leaving the dual carriageway which is some distance from the Audi dealership. Junction is blocked solid, everyone becoming irate. Eventually get to the source of the problem and it turns out to be an Audi salesman, on a test drive with a potential customer? but the Audi A4 is not moving & potential customer is sitting at the wheel looking very miffed.

But then what's this? Woman in another Audi appears, with Audi Priory Park, proudly emblazoned down the side of the car, promptly takes a fuel can out of the boot and passes it to the by now cold, dejected looking Audi salesman.

I just had to stop & make it obvious I was laughing at him - he then scowled at me - cheek Obviously no sense of humour.
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When I took an E92 out for a test drive recently prior to ordering I thought I was going to run out of fuel at one point - I think fumes alone got me back to the stealers!
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You are very wicked Helen - brilliant!

You should have taken a pic with your phone
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I never thought of that Gordon - damm I should have done

I know, I could go to Priory Park, find the salesman & ask him if he wouldn't mind repeating the episode, so I can be prepared with a half decent camera & post it on this forum. Do you think he'd oblige?
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I know, I could go to Priory Park, find the salesman & ask him if he wouldn't mind repeating the episode, so I can be prepared with a half decent camera & post it on this forum. Do you think he'd oblige?
We could send Carl round to ask?
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Yeah, if he took his Dad with him, he'd come back telling us an R8 was on order
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Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet
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We could send Carl round to ask?
why me ask?

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Yeah, if he took his Dad with him, he'd come back telling us an R8 was on order
Ya what??
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Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet
Jason, please, I have some decorum you know. Oooh girl, you smooth talker you

Do you want me to talk dirty to you then?
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Jason, please, I have some decorum you know. Oooh girl, you smooth talker you

Do you want me to talk dirty to you then?

Hard to get remember
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Hard to get maybe - to get hard easy.

Are you bald then?
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Hard to get maybe - to get hard easy.

Are you bald then?
Stop revealing my secrets in public Anyway grass doesn't grow on a busy street and you should see the state of the headboard
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Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet

i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO
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Stop revealing my secrets in public Anyway grass doesn't grow on a busy street and you should see the state of the headboard
Touched a sensitive spot then

I was only wondering if you shaved?
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And when you have finished with the international hand signals maybe offer the punter a lift to the nearest BMW dealership?

He will then find out what crap customer service is all about.
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i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO
You could always add " Move that fucking pile of shit out of the way " before refering to their need for self gratification
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i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO
Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public
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And when you have finished with the international hand signals maybe offer the punter a lift to the nearest BMW dealership?

He will then find out what crap customer service is all about.
You are so dry Evil
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Touched a sensitive spot then

I was only wondering if you shaved?
Don't go Brazilian on me please! It won't work
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Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public

sorry i meant mouthing not shouting, and from some of your posts it is debateable whether or not your a lady or not
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Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public
That's because you are go with your hands (alledgedly). Mirror signal manouver
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Don't go Brazilian on me please! It won't work
Who said Brazilian, not me.... I said BALD!!

You're the only man I know it wouldn't work on...something in the closet Jason?
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