OT: Helen and two others tonight... - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

dxb335d · 11-14-2007, 06:00 PM

This is how it started

this is how it finished

Sorry Helen sweetie, you know i love you really

Carlos (edited by Viv)

Mike UK · 11-14-2007, 06:13 PM

ummm, what?

jwbmw · 11-14-2007, 06:42 PM

What do you reckon to this Steve A ?

ADHD · 11-14-2007, 06:44 PM

i take it u were dancing with a chick and a buddy and u both plowed her??

Steve A · 11-15-2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbmw

What do you reckon to this Steve A ?

i suggest that as real men we should challenge Carl to a dual....to the death. In order for sweet maiden Helen to keep her chaist name

creepy coupe · 11-15-2007, 03:51 AM

Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"

RockIt · 11-15-2007, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creepy coupe

Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"

There are times when this place feels like a bad episode of Beavis and Butthead, an agony aunt's advice centre or a convention for angst ridden teens that have just discovered what ''sex'' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is.

Can anybody suggest a good car forum??

NFS · 11-15-2007, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockIt

Can anybody suggest a good car forum??

There used to be one at e90post.com

beemerbird · 11-15-2007, 05:45 AM

NFS - I accept absolutely no responsiblity for Carlos' apparently sudden discovery of his 'manhood', this is all his own work.

mjh93sa · 11-15-2007, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

NFS - I accept absolutely no responsiblity for Carlos' apparently sudden discovery of his 'manhood'

New glasses?

rjs · 11-15-2007, 07:15 AM

wtf?

vienna · 11-15-2007, 08:26 AM

Words fail me.

silverbmwz3 · 11-15-2007, 09:39 AM

You're on your own on this one Carlos, son. Use the force if you have to.

NathanJT · 11-15-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjh93sa

New glasses?

Microscope maybe?

Evil Diesel · 11-15-2007, 10:32 AM

All of a sudden I have found this urge to kill myself.

Does anyone have the number for the Samaritans?

If they are busy then the number for a hitman will do .....

OriginalFrak · 11-15-2007, 11:00 AM

I can't believe I actually opened this thread and read the contents.

I feel like 40 secs has been stolen from my life, and I'll never get it back.:sad0147:

roofer · 11-15-2007, 12:11 PM

*KOF* Dickhead *KOF*

jasongtr · 11-15-2007, 02:11 PM

i wonder if i lived off my old mans cash id be a plonker too?

Oli · 11-15-2007, 02:25 PM

The TWAT is back....

vivekk · 11-15-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve A

i suggest that as real men we should challenge Carl to a dual....to the death. In order for sweet maiden Helen to keep her chaist name

Quote:

Originally Posted by creepy coupe

Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockIt

There are times when this place feels like a bad episode of Beavis and Butthead, an agony aunt's advice centre or a convention for angst ridden teens that have just discovered what ''sex'' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is.

Can anybody suggest a good car forum??

Quote:

Originally Posted by needforspeed

There used to be one at e90post.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by OliH

The TWAT is back....

Carl, can you remember what I said to you, about THINKING before POSTING.

If I were responsible for the threads allowed to be posted in our section, then I've got to say that this one would be an example of one I'd simply just close.

Unfortunately, I do not have that power, but the admins Mark & Jason, do.

So, if you feel that you would like something to be done, then please PM them.
All the best.

Viv

Oli · 11-15-2007, 03:12 PM

When will you get the hint Carl?

vivekk · 11-15-2007, 03:27 PM

I've just started a thread in the 'Site Related Announcements' section.

If you feel something needs to be done to improve the UK section, then please visit this link & tell the admins what you think.

Thanks.

Viv

11-14-2007, 06:00 PM	#1
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11-14-2007, 06:42 PM	#3
jwbmw Major Drives: Jaguar XF S Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,388 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2000 Z3 3.0i [0.00] 2007 E92 335D SE (2 ... [0.00]	What do you reckon to this Steve A ? __________________ Going out with a BAN now that the forum has become Chav Ville. Fair well the early adopters. Jaguar XF 3.0D S Gone: E92 335d

11-14-2007, 06:44 PM	#4
ADHD Brigadier General Drives: 08 E92, O7 E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: ANTELOPE VALLEY Posts: 4,068 iTrader: (38) Garage List 07 e90 335 [0.00] 07 335 [0.00] 06 325i [0.00] 03 INFINITI G35 [0.00]	i take it u were dancing with a chick and a buddy and u both plowed her?? __________________

11-15-2007, 07:15 AM	#11
rjs Major Drives: E93 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: UK (West Mids) Posts: 1,264 iTrader: (0) Garage List '09 M3 (e93) [5.00]	wtf? __________________ E93 M3 \| Azurite Black \| Extended Bamboo Leather \| Piano Black Trim \| 19" 220M Wheels \| Shadowline Trim \| Edition Grills M DCT \| HDD iDrive \| EDC \| Bluetooth \| Front & Rear PDC \| Heated Seats \| DAB Radio \| Hi-Fi Speakers \| USB Audio \| SmartTOP

11-15-2007, 09:39 AM	#13
silverbmwz3 Colonel Drives: E90 335d wheelbarrow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK Posts: 2,021 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2003 325 ci SE conv ... [0.00]	You're on your own on this one Carlos, son. Use the force if you have to. __________________ Current: E90 335d (May 2007) \| Black/Black \| Prof Hifi \| Prof Nav \| 6FL \| Fully Electric Seats \| Xenons \| Folding Mirrors \| PDC Previous: 325ci Conv. Black/Black with lots of ACS Previous: z3 3.0 Silver with Black&Red Leather

11-14-2007, 06:13 PM	#2
Mike UK Private First Class Drives: Le mans Blau e92 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 197 iTrader: (0)	ummm, what?

11-15-2007, 03:51 AM	#6
creepy coupe Major General Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 6,519 iTrader: (2) Garage List 2009 335i [0.00]	Just a thought, can we have a section for "old shite"

11-15-2007, 05:45 AM	#9
beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,919 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [0.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	NFS - I accept absolutely no responsiblity for Carlos' apparently sudden discovery of his 'manhood', this is all his own work.

11-15-2007, 08:26 AM	#12
vienna Private Drives: e90 m sport Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: leics Posts: 37 iTrader: (0)	Words fail me.

11-15-2007, 10:32 AM	#15
Evil Diesel Captain Drives: E92 335d M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London Posts: 787 iTrader: (0)	All of a sudden I have found this urge to kill myself. Does anyone have the number for the Samaritans? If they are busy then the number for a hitman will do .....

11-15-2007, 11:00 AM	#16
OriginalFrak Private First Class Drives: I have a few... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 125 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 X5 3.0d Xdrive ... [0.00] 2007 E92 330i M Sport [0.00]	I can't believe I actually opened this thread and read the contents. I feel like 40 secs has been stolen from my life, and I'll never get it back.:sad0147: __________________ Cats have nine lives ...which makes them ideal for experimentation.

11-15-2007, 12:11 PM	#17
roofer Lieutenant Drives: 335D M Saloon Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Essex Posts: 583 iTrader: (0)	KOF Dickhead KOF

11-15-2007, 02:11 PM	#18
jasongtr Second Lieutenant Drives: E90 330i SE (Manual) Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 252 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 330i SE [0.00]	i wonder if i lived off my old mans cash id be a plonker too?

11-15-2007, 02:25 PM	#19
Oli Colonel Drives: 911C2S Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: here, there, everywhere...... Posts: 2,572 iTrader: (1)	The TWAT is back.... __________________ www.bmvs-camperhire.co.uk

11-15-2007, 03:12 PM	#21
Oli Colonel Drives: 911C2S Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: here, there, everywhere...... Posts: 2,572 iTrader: (1)	When will you get the hint Carl? __________________ www.bmvs-camperhire.co.uk

11-15-2007, 03:27 PM	#22
vivekk THE Viv Drives: 330i SE Join Date: May 2005 Location: the North, UK Posts: 4,750 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 BMW e90 330iSE [0.00]	I've just started a thread in the 'Site Related Announcements' section. If you feel something needs to be done to improve the UK section, then please visit this link & tell the admins what you think. Thanks. Viv __________________ [TiAg ▪ Dakota Black ▪ Active steering ▪ Sports suspension ▪ 162s ▪ Sports seats ▪ Al trim ▪ Bi-Xenons ▪ F&R PDC ▪ NavPro ▪ Voice control ▪ Bluetooth ▪ 6CD Logic7]