E90Post
 


E92 Lighting
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Men's Rules



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      12-22-2005, 11:25 AM   #23
saalim
Non Resident
 
saalim's Avatar
 
Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New Jersey

Posts: 265
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
I hate guys who pee all over the place. I seroiusly dont think men know how to aim and or they just choose not to. EVERYTIME i go into a bathroom after a guy, there is pee on the bottom of the toilet on the floor like.. you guys let it dripp there on purpose. That's so gross and it makes your bathroom ugly.

Whenever my guy friends come over I make them sit and pee. I know, I know, it's so "UNMANLYYYY" and takes away from their manhood, but they've all gotten over it. I hateee pisss stains.
Sometimes "it" has a life of its own and is not under our control! But I agree with you, I hate piss stains too....which is why I always wipe the bowl with tp to keep it clean.
__________________
Regards
SM

2006 325i | 6MT | Black Sapphire Metallic/Terra Leather/Burl Walnut | ZPP/ZCW | Premium Sound/Navigation/Xenon/PDC/Satellite Radio
saalim is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 12:52 PM   #24
zdognaylor
Private First Class
 
zdognaylor's Avatar
 
Drives: 325i electric red
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: VA

Posts: 165
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
I hate guys who pee all over the place. I seroiusly dont think men know how to aim and or they just choose not to. EVERYTIME i go into a bathroom after a guy, there is pee on the bottom of the toilet on the floor like.. you guys let it dripp there on purpose. That's so gross and it makes your bathroom ugly.

Whenever my guy friends come over I make them sit and pee. I know, I know, it's so "UNMANLYYYY" and takes away from their manhood, but they've all gotten over it. I hateee pisss stains.
WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.
__________________
This one time at band camp...........
zdognaylor is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 01:12 PM   #25
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by zdognaylor
WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.
Guy friends who are RESPECTFUL of my wishes because it's MY HOUSE and MY BATHROOM.
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 03:01 PM   #26
rag21
lets drink
 
Drives: 06 E90 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NJ, USA

Posts: 90
iTrader: (0)

seems like there is a new breed of "man"

__________________
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
rag21 is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 03:16 PM   #27
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by rag21
seems like there is a new breed of "man"

Hehe...

Quote:
Originally Posted by zdognaylor
WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.

If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 03:33 PM   #28
rag21
lets drink
 
Drives: 06 E90 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NJ, USA

Posts: 90
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x
i guess that is the difference between guys and girls.
my guy friends could care less about me watering their trees.
__________________
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
rag21 is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 03:38 PM   #29
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
 
BellasBmw's Avatar
 
Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

Posts: 1,733
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by rag21
i guess that is the difference between guys and girls.
my guy friends could care less about me watering their trees.
If i was a guy, i would take full advantage of being able to whip it out and pee whenever/wherever i needed.
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
BellasBmw is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 03:50 PM   #30
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
If i was a guy, i would take full advantage of being able to whip it out and pee whenever/wherever i needed.

i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 05:01 PM   #31
northerncalguy
Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true playa.
 
northerncalguy's Avatar
 
Drives: 2006 325i, 2014 435i
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: NorCal

Posts: 435
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
some of that is really insensitive. MEN. PSHH.

i love the color thing though. ;D whats muave?
One rule that he forgot to post:

1. It's not that we're insensitive, we just don't care.
__________________
northerncalguy is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 05:06 PM   #32
saalim
Non Resident
 
saalim's Avatar
 
Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New Jersey

Posts: 265
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something
hmmm.....I find this piece of info. both disturbing and interesting.
__________________
Regards
SM

2006 325i | 6MT | Black Sapphire Metallic/Terra Leather/Burl Walnut | ZPP/ZCW | Premium Sound/Navigation/Xenon/PDC/Satellite Radio
saalim is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 05:21 PM   #33
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
 
BellasBmw's Avatar
 
Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

Posts: 1,733
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something
Why didnt u use the theather bathroom?

Ill only squat if i gotta pee so bad that i feel like my bladder is gonna burst
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
BellasBmw is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 05:59 PM   #34
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
Why didnt u use the theather bathroom?

Ill only squat if i gotta pee so bad that i feel like my bladder is gonna burst
we were alreadyt left the theater and hte parking lot was liek 5 years away and it was liek 1am and i just had to pee reallyyy badly so i just crouched over and pissed haha
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 07:30 PM   #35
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
 
BellasBmw's Avatar
 
Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

Posts: 1,733
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
we were alreadyt left the theater and hte parking lot was liek 5 years away and it was liek 1am and i just had to pee reallyyy badly so i just crouched over and pissed haha
Awesome
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
BellasBmw is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      12-22-2005, 07:35 PM   #36
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
 
shimshimhada's Avatar
 
Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

Posts: 4,840
iTrader: (2)

http://www.altx.com/dd/mandie.html
shimshimhada is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 02:33 AM   #37
Dante
Major
 
Dante's Avatar
 
Drives: F31 330d / E89 Z4 30i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bavaria

Posts: 1,436
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something
@ enroutte + bella

Ahahaha, there is a german invention called "urinella" which helps in situations like these. Thereīs a DIY at the bottom of the page, I might post it in the DIY section...

and hereīs the link (sorry german, but self explanatory):

http://www.klomoda.com/urinella/urinella2.html

enroutte, get well soon!
Dante is offline   Germany
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 04:12 AM   #38
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

dude lol eww it looks liek a FUNNEL. let me pee into a funnel. good ideaa haha cause u know.. i carry funnels around in my purse
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 05:31 AM   #39
Dante
Major
 
Dante's Avatar
 
Drives: F31 330d / E89 Z4 30i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bavaria

Posts: 1,436
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
dude lol eww it looks liek a FUNNEL. let me pee into a funnel. good ideaa haha cause u know.. i carry funnels around in my purse
Why not
Itīs made out of strong paper, you can fold it and carry around with you
Dante is offline   Germany
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 10:12 AM   #40
davinet78
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Drives: bmw e90 320d
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: gibraltar(europe)

Posts: 1,832
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
im showing my girlfriend also
__________________
e90 320d,arktis,lumber support, hifi speaker, alarm, dakota beige, 162 18", xenon with washer spray,window chrome trimmings, professional radio, 6 cd changer wood trimmings
6 speed manual.
davinet78 is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 11:24 AM   #41
zdognaylor
Private First Class
 
zdognaylor's Avatar
 
Drives: 325i electric red
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: VA

Posts: 165
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
Hehe...




If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x
Yeah mutual respect like forcing a guy to pee unnaturally I don't see the respect in that? I could understand asking your friends to clean up after themselves but forcing them to sit and pee? How would you feel if your friends said that you couldn't pee unless you stand?
__________________
This one time at band camp...........
zdognaylor is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 12:15 PM   #42
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by zdognaylor
Yeah mutual respect like forcing a guy to pee unnaturally I don't see the respect in that? I could understand asking your friends to clean up after themselves but forcing them to sit and pee? How would you feel if your friends said that you couldn't pee unless you stand?
Standing up and peeing is more messy than sitting. I'm asking them to sit because it's more neat -- them making me stand is going to just make more of a mess. So.. if they enjoy having piss trickle down the side of their toilet seat, HEYYY why not. I've done worse in my life.





Anyway.. the funnel. MWHAHA ;] i would totally carry it in my purse if it was clean.. cause like..after you pee in it once..its dirty. if there was a santizer thing for it.. of if it came in like one time use strips or something id totally get it. stnading and peeing is so much easier and doesnt require me to like pull my pants all the way down and crouch over. GROSSSS
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 12:16 PM   #43
Enroutte
Private First Class
 
Enroutte's Avatar
 
Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

Posts: 160
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante
Why not
Itīs made out of strong paper, you can fold it and carry around with you
YUM. folding up a peed on piece of paper in my purse. mmm whats that i smell? oh , must be the freshly urinated on funnel.
Enroutte is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      12-23-2005, 02:19 PM   #44
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
 
BellasBmw's Avatar
 
Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

Posts: 1,733
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
YUM. folding up a peed on piece of paper in my purse. mmm whats that i smell? oh , must be the freshly urinated on funnel.
I got enough shit in my purse, i dont need to be carrying a funnel around either.
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
BellasBmw is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:03 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST