335i driver - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

nmulax · 11-16-2007, 08:26 PM

Well, I knew it'd happen (kinda suprised it took this long actually), but I found my first asshole 335i driver today.
Coming home from work, 3 lanes each way with a center median.
I'm in the center lane, stopped at a light when this 335i E90 pulls up on my right. He hangs back a bit so his headlight is even with my passenger window. Light turns green, and...

I - release the brake, press in the clutch, shift into first, slowly start to drive, since there's another light 40 yards ahead.
he - launches hard (

the poor car), goes flying through the intersection, only to have a truck pull out from a parking lot. He slams on his brakes trying not to rear-end the truck, and I cruise past.

At first I shook my head in disbelief, then I remembered...
335 > every other car in existance

E90ice · 11-16-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Well, I knew it'd happen (kinda suprised it took this long actually), but I found my first asshole 335i driver today.Coming home from work, 3 lanes each way with a center median.
I'm in the center lane, stopped at a light when this 335i E90 pulls up on my right. He hangs back a bit so his headlight is even with my passenger window. Light turns green, and...

I - release the brake, press in the clutch, shift into first, slowly start to drive, since there's another light 40 yards ahead.
he - launches hard (

the poor car), goes flying through the intersection, only to have a truck pull out from a parking lot. He slams on his brakes trying not to rear-end the truck, and I cruise past.

At first I shook my head in disbelief, then I remembered...
335 > every other car in existance

just stick to your 330 then, that won't make you an asshole

ChineseGuy · 11-16-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by E90ice

just stick to your 330 then, that won't make you an asshole

LoL...something tells me you're the guy the OP's talking about....

ZuerstBMW · 11-16-2007, 10:53 PM

Dont blame the poor car, its the driver thats the asshole.

NPDAN · 11-16-2007, 10:58 PM

Im not taking any sides here but I thought if you drove a BMW at all your an asshole?

E90ice · 11-16-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by NPDAN

Im not taking any sides here but I thought if you drove a BMW at all your an asshole?

Correct. We are all a bunch of assholes.

NaTuReB0Y · 11-16-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by E90ice

Correct. We are all a bunch of assholes.

except me.......i'm a true gentleman.

Kiemyster · 11-17-2007, 01:10 AM

yeah? screw you all, i drive a 320i

so that makes me impossible to be an "asshole" to your standards i wouldnt be able to keep up lol

Railgun · 11-17-2007, 01:13 AM

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes.

Kiemyster · 11-17-2007, 01:23 AM

^^

ohh shit! you mean theres a bunch of men bending over with their anus's in your face with their sacks and cheeks spread?! SPIT ON EM! AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

just4kickz · 11-17-2007, 01:38 AM

haha whatever... NA for sure!

sambonator · 11-17-2007, 01:59 AM

What a pain in the ass!

11-16-2007, 08:26 PM	#1
nmulax Brigadier General Drives: '07 Z4 M Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: Metro-Detroit Posts: 4,316 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2007 Z4M Coupé [3.83]	335i driver Well, I knew it'd happen (kinda suprised it took this long actually), but I found my first asshole 335i driver today. Coming home from work, 3 lanes each way with a center median. I'm in the center lane, stopped at a light when this 335i E90 pulls up on my right. He hangs back a bit so his headlight is even with my passenger window. Light turns green, and... I - release the brake, press in the clutch, shift into first, slowly start to drive, since there's another light 40 yards ahead. he - launches hard ( the poor car), goes flying through the intersection, only to have a truck pull out from a parking lot. He slams on his brakes trying not to rear-end the truck, and I cruise past. At first I shook my head in disbelief, then I remembered... 335 > every other car in existance __________________
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11-16-2007, 10:53 PM	#4
ZuerstBMW ¡Viva España! Drives: 12 TiAg E70 / 12 Glacier F30 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Tampa, FL. Posts: 7,294 iTrader: (67)	Dont blame the poor car, its the driver thats the asshole. __________________ 12 X5 3.5i TiAg Cinnamon, Bamboo, Convenience Package, Sirus, Running Boards, Spare, BMW Apps MODS OEM M 333 20" Wheels W/ Extention Arches, Perform Grilles, Painted Reflectors, Xenon Fogs, 3M Bra, Side/Rear Window Shades, Black X5 Emblem, Black OEM Frame 12 F30 328i Sport Line Glacier Silver Black w/ Red Stitching, Xenons, Prem package, sirus, heated seats MODS 3M Bra( w/ Rockers), Side/Rear Window Shades, Perform Grilles & Rear Spoiler, Painted Reflectors, Red Line mats, Black OEM Frame, Xenon Fogs

11-16-2007, 10:58 PM	#5
NPDAN Colonel Drives: AW DCT M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So.Cal Posts: 2,572 iTrader: (7) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00] 07' E92 335i [0.00]	Im not taking any sides here but I thought if you drove a BMW at all your an asshole? __________________

11-17-2007, 01:10 AM	#8
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant Drives: E90x4 (M3, 335xi, 325xi,320i) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC Posts: 3,081 iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [0.50] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [3.50] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	yeah? screw you all, i drive a 320i so that makes me impossible to be an "asshole" to your standards i wouldnt be able to keep up lol __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi

11-17-2007, 01:23 AM	#10
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant Drives: E90x4 (M3, 335xi, 325xi,320i) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC Posts: 3,081 iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [0.50] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [3.50] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	^^ ohh shit! you mean theres a bunch of men bending over with their anus's in your face with their sacks and cheeks spread?! SPIT ON EM! AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!! __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi

11-17-2007, 01:13 AM	#9
Railgun Major Drives: FD, CBR600RR, Frmr E92 335i :( Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: London Posts: 1,318 iTrader: (2)	I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes.

11-17-2007, 01:38 AM	#11
just4kickz boku no namae ha... Drives: 2006 BS 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: S. Bay Area, CA + Newark, NJ Posts: 10,586 iTrader: (11) Garage List 2006 E90 330i [0.00]	haha whatever... NA for sure! __________________ looking for a PreLCI Black Sapphire e90 front bumper without license plate holes "Akimbo shotguns. Broken wrists anyone? And don't give me that 'it's just a game' bull**. Where the are my akimbo interventions then?! One scope on each eye mother**er!!"

11-17-2007, 01:59 AM	#12
sambonator Samtaro! Drives: a car Join Date: May 2007 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 2,507 iTrader: (5)	What a pain in the ass! __________________

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