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      12-03-2007, 04:47 PM   #23
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Really sorry read the thread and it came into my head

I am a man that has a coupe
It seems everyone thinks I am gay
As there's a hole in my roof
Dont make me a poof
But it does blow off my toupe
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      12-03-2007, 04:59 PM   #24
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I would never have a real ''Gay roof'' let alone a stick on one.
If a sunroof is gay, then is the panoramic roof on an E91 a ladyboy?
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      12-03-2007, 05:01 PM   #25
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Thats Carlos Christmas Prezzie sorted

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On the contrary, I believe it is you that is away with the fairies.

Glad I have my sunroof, don't regret it in the slightest.

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      12-03-2007, 05:14 PM   #27
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Carlos, it's not true then.... you're NOT gay
That's a double negative.
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That's a double negative.
I think she knew that Floyd
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Funningly enough Simon, I did.

As for gay sunroofs......no, we ain't got none.
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Helen, please re-read the above. People who have them are not gay, the unit itself is gay.
My 'Unit' has no problem with it's sexuality.
It's decidedly manly and masculine, and operates exceptionally well under normal circumstances.
It does however experience the odd glitch,but this can be remedied.
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Really sorry read the thread and it came into my head

I am a man that has a coupe
It seems everyone thinks I am gay
As there's a hole in my roof
Dont make me a poof
But it does blow off my toupe


not as sorry as the rest of us
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My 'Unit' has no problem with it's sexuality.
It's decidedly manly and masculine, and operates exceptionally well under normal circumstances.
It does however experience the odd glitch,but this can be remedied.
Does Carlos have a Gay unit then?
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I thought the aussies and the yanks called them a moon roof.

Surely, mooning is a none too subtle come-on, for a bit of male interaction. - 'Roger the cabin boy' - 'Dicks a fudge packer' and that sort of stuff?

That's pretty gay from where I come from !

Had my sun roof welded up years ago.
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You ought to see the size of the moon/sun/gayroof I've got at the moment. It's about 3/4 the length of the car!

Beat that coupe guys.
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You ought to see the size of the moon/sun/gayroof I've got at the moment. It's about 3/4 the length of the car!

Beat that coupe guys.
It's not the size that counts Matt
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I thought the aussies and the yanks called them a moon roof.

Surely, mooning is a none too subtle come-on, for a bit of male interaction. - 'Roger the cabin boy' - 'Dicks a fudge packer' and that sort of stuff?

That's pretty gay from where I come from !

Had my sun roof welded up years ago.
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not as sorry as the rest of us
Point taken, one of those moments you wish you had kept you fingers still !
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      12-04-2007, 12:54 PM   #38
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Not bad enough to turn and bite the pillow though!!!

No advice I'm afraid - never been married. Just enjoy the M3, sure you'll pull driving that - just don't pull anyone with a hairy arse if you know what I mean

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I think she knew that Floyd
Pointed it out for Carlos' benefit.
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Pointed it out for Carlos' benefit.
think ive missed something...
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Carlos, you are priceless sometimes
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Carlos, you are priceless sometimes
maybe i am? wish i could sell myself
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You CAN sell yourself Carlos, remember what you need to become to get that Bentley
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Not bad enough to turn and bite the pillow though!!!
Not really exclusively the behaviour of a homosexual is it.
Women quite like to bite the pillow too!


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