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CrimsonRedE93 · 12-03-2007, 03:47 PM

Really sorry read the thread and it came into my head

I am a man that has a coupe
It seems everyone thinks I am gay
As there's a hole in my roof
Dont make me a poof
But it does blow off my toupe

mjh93sa · 12-03-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

I would never have a real ''Gay roof'' let alone a stick on one.

If a sunroof is gay, then is the panoramic roof on an E91 a ladyboy?

Gibbo · 12-03-2007, 04:01 PM

Thats Carlos Christmas Prezzie sorted

A tin Openwah!

SoYank · 12-03-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_3

On the contrary, I believe it is you that is away with the fairies.

Glad I have my sunroof, don't regret it in the slightest.

D.

+1. Mine came standard.

SoYank · 12-03-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos, it's not true then.... you're NOT gay

That's a double negative.

NFS · 12-03-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

That's a double negative.

I think she knew that Floyd

beemerbird · 12-03-2007, 05:52 PM

Funningly enough Simon, I did.

As for gay sunroofs......no, we ain't got none.

Hotcoupe · 12-03-2007, 06:04 PM

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dxb335d Quote:
Helen, please re-read the above. People who have them are not gay, the unit itself is gay.

My 'Unit' has no problem with it's sexuality.
It's decidedly manly and masculine, and operates exceptionally well under normal circumstances.
It does however experience the odd glitch,but this can be remedied.

Steve A · 12-03-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonRedE93

Really sorry read the thread and it came into my head

I am a man that has a coupe
It seems everyone thinks I am gay
As there's a hole in my roof
Dont make me a poof
But it does blow off my toupe

not as sorry as the rest of us

NFS · 12-03-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

My 'Unit' has no problem with it's sexuality.
It's decidedly manly and masculine, and operates exceptionally well under normal circumstances.
It does however experience the odd glitch,but this can be remedied.

Does Carlos have a Gay unit then?

BigBanana · 12-03-2007, 07:07 PM

I thought the aussies and the yanks called them a moon roof.

Surely, mooning is a none too subtle come-on, for a bit of male interaction. - 'Roger the cabin boy' - 'Dicks a fudge packer' and that sort of stuff?

That's pretty gay from where I come from !

Had my sun roof welded up years ago.

mjh93sa · 12-03-2007, 07:51 PM

You ought to see the size of the moon/sun/gayroof I've got at the moment. It's about 3/4 the length of the car!

Beat that coupe guys.

NFS · 12-04-2007, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

You ought to see the size of the moon/sun/gayroof I've got at the moment. It's about 3/4 the length of the car!

Beat that coupe guys.

It's not the size that counts Matt

dxb335d · 12-04-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBanana

I thought the aussies and the yanks called them a moon roof.

Surely, mooning is a none too subtle come-on, for a bit of male interaction. - 'Roger the cabin boy' - 'Dicks a fudge packer' and that sort of stuff?

That's pretty gay from where I come from !

Had my sun roof welded up years ago.

+1

CrimsonRedE93 · 12-04-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

not as sorry as the rest of us

Point taken, one of those moments you wish you had kept you fingers still !

squeezebm · 12-04-2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Not bad enough to turn and bite the pillow though!!!

No advice I'm afraid - never been married. Just enjoy the M3, sure you'll pull driving that - just don't pull anyone with a hairy arse if you know what I mean

SoYank · 12-04-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

I think she knew that Floyd

Pointed it out for Carlos' benefit.

dxb335d · 12-04-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

Pointed it out for Carlos' benefit.

think ive missed something...

beemerbird · 12-04-2007, 03:13 PM

Carlos, you are priceless sometimes

dxb335d · 12-04-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos, you are priceless sometimes

maybe i am? wish i could sell myself

beemerbird · 12-04-2007, 03:17 PM

You CAN sell yourself Carlos, remember what you need to become to get that Bentley

Hotcoupe · 12-04-2007, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Not bad enough to turn and bite the pillow though!!!

Not really exclusively the behaviour of a homosexual is it.
Women quite like to bite the pillow too!

What?

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12-03-2007, 03:47 PM	#23
CrimsonRedE93 Major Drives: Le Mans Blue E93 330d+ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: West Sussex Posts: 1,085 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 320I SE [0.00]	Really sorry read the thread and it came into my head I am a man that has a coupe It seems everyone thinks I am gay As there's a hole in my roof Dont make me a poof But it does blow off my toupe

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beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,953 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [4.50] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Funningly enough Simon, I did. As for gay sunroofs......no, we ain't got none.

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BigBanana Second Lieutenant Drives: Beemer E90 325d Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 235 iTrader: (0)	I thought the aussies and the yanks called them a moon roof. Surely, mooning is a none too subtle come-on, for a bit of male interaction. - 'Roger the cabin boy' - 'Dicks a fudge packer' and that sort of stuff? That's pretty gay from where I come from ! Had my sun roof welded up years ago.

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beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,953 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [4.50] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	You CAN sell yourself Carlos, remember what you need to become to get that Bentley