Happy New Year. A little late I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd finally get to you
Hammy's. After careful consideration of your performance in 2021, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little New Year message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, Today everyone should take a moment and send an encouraging message to fucked up friends, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows. You hang in there
Hammy's, because you're special to me, and you're my friends. Look at you smiling at your computer, you crayon eating mother fuckers!
Happy New Year!
Don't fuck it up
