My dealership would be a
High Technological Unit.
Comprising of a Space age workshop, housing 20 new style ramps with 4 ex formula one techinicians per car in the workshop at a time!
it will be a glass building which has solar panels to power all electrics.
the total square footage will be 1000000.
outside is a dedicated race track facility
with a 13 mile track replicated exactly the same as the Nordeschleife combined with a replica of monza and spa. One
HELL of a track!
totalling in length 20.9 miles in length...
a seperate airfield/bowl racetrack with 45 degree banking and straights of over 5 miles long for top speed runs!!
there is a dedicated dragstrip dubbed
''The Carlos Quarter mile'' in which the lap record is held by a 335d license plate **07DXB with a time of 8.5 @170mph
The car is the dealerships main attraction as the most powerful BMW known to man.
the engine is a 6.0 quad turbo V12 DIESEL engine! producing 1700BHP AND 2000 IB FT Torque!!
its basically two 3.0 twin turbo diesel engines combined together.
the car turbos are unique special affairs called ''Carlos series GT75. Which are roller bearing turbos for no lag and have a maximum boost pressure of 85psi to create such amazing HP and Torque!!
the Engine has a variable compression ratio to eliminate any detonation and to withstand such high boost pressures.. The crank and rods are Titanium and are lightened also.
The car has 6 High pressure fuel pumps and 2 injectors per cylinder flowing at over 20000psi.
The intercooler is a quaudruple capacity unit which lowers the ACT's and sits behind the front bumper!!
You to can have this conversion for £100,000! half price discount today!
The main staff happen to be members of E90post.com
I Carlos (dxb335d) and the
Owner and MD
Viv (Vivekk) Is the
Dealer principle and any matter he cannot rectify will be passed onto me for resolution
Stevie A is the
Technological Analysist and over sees any new modifications and engineering feats which come out of the
''Fandango Modification Centre for amazing E9X''
PeterG is the
Tea boy, man he makes a mean cuppa, He will supply you with a fantastic beverage to order!
BeemerBird aka Helen is the
''Sales manager'' with
Beauforty
Evil Diesel
Mjhsa
Red355
1stnewcar as
her salesmen
Serjames is the
''Parts Manager''
with E92fan Tony as the
''service Manager''
OliH is the Potwash man who also cleans the toilets
Sheps and myself are current test drivers for all track action which happens!
MickyDee is the
Chef in the
Staff Kitchen and always knocks up some good grub. WE have a dedicated drive thru menu for all BMW drivers!!
ShereKhan is the
'' BMW 320si problem solver'' and is the first person in the world so sort the starting problems on these cars!
Dervfan is the
''financial advisor'' and sorts HP and finance for potential customers.
Hotcoupe and Creepy Coupe are senior technicians
and are leaders to the 200 strong fleet of Junior Technicians
NFS and Silverbmwz3 are car valeters
this amazing dealership will be called (DRUM ROLL, PLEAASE)
''The Carlos Fanandago BMW centre of excellence''
Carlos
