34 (1985) as of 2020, licensed in Nov 2002 (16):
As you can tell, I name my cars after cool-sounding bladed weapons instead of human names.
- "Dagger" (just thought it sounded cool): 1991 Buick Century Custom: Flame Red Metallic/Red (Aug 2002-Dec 2003)
- "Boken" (AKA "Banana") (hated that car since day 1 but still wanted a blade-sounding name) 2004 Nishit Sencrap 1.8S: Radium Silver Metallic (AKA not quit bronze, not quite gray, so I dunno WTF it is)/Gray (Dec 2003 - Aug 2005)
- "Scythe" 1999 Toyota Solara SLE V6 (first car I actually wanted, so I thought it was a "death" to other cars; plus it's a spin on the Toyota Scepter): Red Flame Metallic/Tan (Aug 2005 - Jul 2011)
- Bus / train / bumming rides (Jul 2011 - Oct 2012)
- [No nickname since I was borrowing my roommate's old car, not owned]: 1991 Isuzu Rodeo: Steel Blue Metallic/Grayish-brown? (Oct 2012 - Mar 2013)
- "Claymore" (large and powerful) 2005 Dodge Dakota SLT V8 4×4 I inherited: Patriot Blue Pearl/Gray (Jun 2013 - Sep 2013)
- "Machete" (so named for its versatility) 2006 BMW 330xi: Schwarz II/Tan (Sep 2013 - Jan 2020)
- "Trident" (large weapon, but also jokingly a nod to the browser engine) 2017 Ford Explorer XLT 4WD: Shadow Black/Ebony Black Leather (Jan 2020 - present)