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Originally Posted by nick46
That was a lucky escape! Just imagine if you were spooning  |
I learned in the first 6 months of the relationship not to spoon with her. She had some sort of surgery on her innards and was the most flatulent woman I ever encountered. Her farts were the stuff nightmares are made of. Even the dog wouldn't sleep in the same room with us.
Amazing that such foul odors came from such an attractive woman. She was very pretty, mouth like a sailor and what came from behind was even worse.
OP, you're welcome for the thread-jacking from the taste of Coca-Cola to pretty women farting.