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yesterday
at the office
me: "Merry Christmas "
co-worker: "excuse me ? I don't celebrate Christmas"
me: "Oh sorry. Happy Hanukah ?"
co-worker: "none of that either"
me: "Happy Kwanza? "
co-worker: "WTF.. ..look at me, biatch. Do I look like a negro to you ?"
me: " geez, relax dude, HAPPY HOLIDAYS !, there... you happy ?"
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