No brakes - thats funny.
I remember years ago when coming home from the farm in my Reanalt 9, I used to see how far I could drive without hands on the steering and just using my knees to steer.
My right foot was on the accelerator while i shuffled the steering with both my knees to get round corners.
The skills acquired still actually comes in handy at times when you want eat/drink something awkward.
The things you do when you are bored