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      08-10-2010, 03:43 PM   #252
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I can almost better this - sadly no pic to show you all - but i was driving back down the M1 on Sunday after the Ford Fair at Silverstone and i came up alongside an AWFUL fully chavved up Escort Cabriolet on the S plate hand painted in flouro green - bad enough i hear you cry - HOWEVER i nearly lost control of my car when i read the writing he had hand painted down the side of it - he obviously thought his car was SWEET and wanted everyone to know it, so he had carefully painted the words (and im NOT joking here) .... "SWEAT-NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - i literally had to slow down in the fast lane, slowing up the cars following behind me, in order to take a second look at it!!! He even gave me the thumbs up bless him - i was literally soiling my own under garments as i re-read the words SWEAT-NESS!!!! It was hard enough to compose myself to regain control of my bodily functions let alone take a pic with my phone, but oh how i wish i had!!!! Classic!!
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