With the straightest face you can muster, burst into the house and say " Honey, you've got to come outside and see this. Someone just stole the wheels that came with the car that I loved so much and replaced them with these POS wheels." She'll feel so sorry for you that she will console you and give you the best sex you ever had in order take your mind off the traumatic experience you have just been through.
It's a win, win situation. You get to keep your new wheels and have sex! What else could you ask for?
Just don't try this next month with the new aero kit you've had your eye on. You can only pull this off once, if you're lucky!
