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      03-27-2015, 10:30 AM   #24
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I once bought a house in San Diego and my wife thought something was watching her so I set up some cameras around the house. My wife hired a psychic who recommended a demonologist due to what was following her around. Poor Katie

The cameras I set up caught some flickering lights, doors moving and then Katie just walking around being all weird. Like standing and staring at the wall and shit. Maybe she just wanted some milk or maybe she was possessed by ghosts. Probably not milk.

One day I brought home a Ouija board just to piss her off. So we left to go to Applebee's for 1/2 priced appetizer day and a planter burned up. I don't know if it was ghosts or because I hid my cigarettes in the plant. probably ghosts.

Anyway, to make a long story short Katie got all Hulk on me and broke my camera. I ended up leaving that crazy bitch.
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