[doughboy]

Some friends of ours have just ordered a brand new Porsche.

95 grands worth of Carrera 4 convertible (I told them the model).

They're real TOWIE type poseurs, but ooh I thought, time to talk cars.

But get this:

a) they didn't know what model it is.
b) they don't know what engine it has (it's not a diesel he says).
c) it's a 4wd model as that's 'safer' in the snow.
d) it's white with read leather and a red roof.
e) it's an auto

They had one in the showroom and without any further ado they just said "we want one of those" in white / red.

It may as well have a 2 litre diesel in it, they would never notice.