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Originally Posted by UncleWede
Today's top story from Finland: A crazed, cheetoh-eating man ran about the woods in his wife-beater, chasing children with knives until she barricaded herself in an old cabin and beat the walls until they fell. The police called in Swedish assistance, and the criminal was bored to sleep and taken into custody with no injuries to herself, or her dress.
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Maybe not children, a deer? Bambi?
Oh shit, that's a hunting crime. The rest is just an other Friday.