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For a small fee and dibs on the cute brides maids, i want two, I can and will be the best best man ever!
Not only will you think I'm legendary, your wife will love me, her parents will think i'm the best and your dad will high five me.
Oh and for the record your former friend sounds like a total dick! Bros before hoes brother bros before hoes! I don’t care what kind of freaky freakiness the hoe does in bed! That's no excuse to forgo your bros...and did you say baby shower?
Ok for a small fee and dibs on the cute brides maids I'll kick his ass and take his man card from him.
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