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Originally Posted by scollins
I've got two daughters, but I'm too tired and/or lazy right now to lavish a lot of fatherly advice. I can share this bit of wisdom however....
If you have a boy, you have one penis to worry about. (Where he puts it and how much trouble it will cause.)
If you have a girl, you have to worry about ALL of them!
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LOL. this is not true though, boy can be trouble as well. drug, jail, gang, make someone pregnant and pay for it dearly (like me).