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Originally Posted by DETRoadster
This calls for option C: Carefully steer your less attractive lady into the tree and proceed in the other direction with the new, more attractive woman.  |
If it's Wednesday....
D. Make the entire situations as uncomfortable as possible for everyone involved. Run up to the tree and begin yelling at it (drill sergeant style) for being in the way, make a complete ass of yourself; then run home alone.........and proceed to wack off. Then take a nap and enjoy the rest of your afternoon in peace.