Since women like creativity,
I'd grow a beard. Pull out an ax and chop that fuckin tree down. Grab her and give her a I'm eating you face kiss. Throw her down. Grab the other chick, growl and kiss her too. Chug a beer. Whistle and call over my trusty steed. Hog tie both women. Toss em over the horse and ride off. Towing my new campfire wood.
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