Sad thing is that car technology hasn't changed that much since the electric starter. You still need oil, filters, belts, and spark plugs. Biggest changes are all the electronics. It's one thing to compare an electronic starter to a hand crank, it's another thing to say that transmission fluid or fuel filters last a "lifetime". A clogged fuel filter can cause internal engine damage if you're running too lean.
http://www.mobiloil.com/USA-English/...lter_Swap.aspx
I also don't believe in 17,000 mile oil changes. If BMW really believes in "lifetime" fluids and filters, then they should give me a lifetime warranty.