If you w**kers have completley finished
Have a spend up in the Liberty, do some gashwatch, and anyone who doesn't eat pie 'n' mash is gay.
Nip into the Sun on London Road if you need a good fight, mate owns it and has the best first aid kits in town
Or drive past Sytners about 2pm and if you see a service manager hanging from a lampost by his studs, you'll know they never did my car properly.