[skinnycow]

Last night my girlfriend invited me to her company's Christmas party and this guy came sat next to me and started a conversation. We started talking about school and he talked about his anatomy class and then he pulled this...

Him; "hey did you the distance from your wrist to your elbow is the same distance from your neck to your shoulder."

As he was saying this he was also pointing out these spots on my body, so in the end he had his arm across my shoulder.

One thing he didn't know about me was that I don't like people touching me other than shaking my hands, so his stunt made everything really awkward, because I ended up excusing myself to the restroom and that was the end of our conversation.

I would have to admit that was pretty clever, but pick up lines don't work on me.

What are some pick up lines you guys used on girls or heard of =)