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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy
hit it and quit it.
she will ask for a new office
or like others said, get her to spread some BS rumor. just mention you heard this person and that person are sleeping together. those rumors spread like wildfire.
Best option though, is to just start ripping them during the day. get some activia and digestion aids to really let loose.
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This is genius! Make it so unpleasant that she has to leave. But be smart about it. Go to the doctor under the pretense of massive gas. Then tell HR you have a medical condition of uncontrollable flatulence. Tell them you need reasonable accommodations. Then let the farts fly. By the time she complains you will already have produced a doctors note and asked HR for reasonable medical accommodations. You're pretty much untouchable at that point.