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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
There are so many more stories like this one but this is the first one that comes to mind. Allow them to have their fun and poke the fun, it will all come full circle, that's just how life works.
I do have another story of trying to destroy a bees nest with a cigarette lighter and hairspray that ended in my near demise. I am very allergic to bee stings. Long story short, I got lit up by bees that were on fire. Hands down one of the most terrifying things to ever happen to me. Nothing worse than seeing things flying at you that can kill you.....all while flaming. It was straight out of a horror movie.
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Wait till you hear how I saved my whole family (I was about five or seven) from a huge bee hive that was build in the abandoned outhouse.
"Oh, a bendy stick, I'll just drop it off and run away"
After my shift stick action, a horrid scream followed, and my great uncle Mauri spent the rest of his summer sitting on an ice pack.
Weirdly enough, before I confessed 15 years later, everyone thought he had been attacked by bees.
Apparently old man balls and bee hives looks alike. Who knew, and who confesses on a forum on being extremely careful with balls.